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  1. @MegaJoshX The JOSH meister. Going to KINKoooooos.
  2. @aeamek If you worked here, I would consider you as a potential work gay life partner. Consider yourself flattered.
  3. I need a work wife. Or a work gay life partner.
  4. Something missing in the world: Hardcore rap versions of Disney songs (i.e. Unda da Sea, A Spoonfulla Sugah, Heigh Ho)
  5. Number of times Tina used the word "asshole" when referring to our Thanksgiving Day turkey: 57
  6. Is this thing on?
  7. ate.
  8. wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Family is coming over this afternoon. Hope they like wheat germ tofurkey.
  9. @MirandaBuzz Was he with Miranda Kerr? Or do they have a one Miranda per sushi bar policy?
  10. can't wait until after Thanksgiving so that I can procrastinate about putting the Christmas decorations up.
  11. is having a garage fridge delivered tomorrow. I'm having the shelves removed so I can fit more beer in there.
  12. I have a Large Hadron Collider... in my pants.
  13. Sometimes I wonder if I had a vagina what I would do with it. I'd probably keep it on the windowsill.
  14. @CMStevens I prefer "Oh my stars and garters!"
  15. @ldygabilan You can come over to our house.
  16. Am I the only person who has spare pants at work?
  17. @MegaJoshX Oh, is God moonlighting as a contract killer now? How much to wipe out all the Christian Conservatives?
  18. finally got Netflix. Please recommend good movies or t.v. shows to rent/download.
  19. The TARDIS must be a pain in the ass to dust. (These are the things I think about all day)
  20. has a zero tolerance policy for non-tolerance.