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cdeagle

@Ebenwolfe to quote jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets, "I think of a man, then I remove reason, and accountability." 1:21 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ebenwolfe
Me: "Do you like Ballet more or do you like Tap more?" Abby: "I like them both more." 11:53 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@letsread haha. Invoking Highlanders Law. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! 11:53 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to letsread
@andrewmcalpine haha. I guess so! 7:24 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrewmcalpine
Two kids and a dog. I don't foresee an outcome where one of them isn't eaten by the others within the next 14 years. 7:24 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@letsread now the pressure is on to be entertaining! 7:22 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to letsread
@kezermezer haha. Thank you. ;) I was being sarcastic, but I'll take it! 7:22 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kezermezer
@Ebenwolfe hahaha. This is so true. 7:22 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ebenwolfe
It doesn't make sense that I don't have more followers. Don't people understand how funny and insightful my tweets are? 5:23 PM May 25th via web
@matthewkitchen there will be blood! 3:07 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to matthewkitchen
In target. Someone stole my cart. Shopping has been postponed due to I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! 3:01 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@KristiBug I don't know, I don't talk to people very often. When I do it's fine, but it was always fine on AT&T too. Maybe I'm an outlier. 12:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KristiBug
John Mayer's new album, "Born And Raised" (alt title: Ass Deep In My Neil Young Phase) is slow, too smooth to be enjoyed. No grittiness 12:37 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
After using AT&T for years, and Verizon for a year, I can confirm that Verizon's data capabilities are crap compared to AT&T. #sollyCholly 12:29 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
He was keeping it under 88: twitter.com/cdeagle/status… 12:28 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@veneretio totally worth it! I've only got like 10 hours in. 4:28 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to veneretio
Why don't old people get laser hair removal on their ears? Seems like a no brainer. 4:28 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@veneretio Psh! You're alive! 4:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to veneretio
Had a dream that an entire drawer in my refrigerator was full of Diet Mountain Dew. It was great. #LivingTheDream 4:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@Daisycor3 @matthewkitchen charged with sexual tension. And the thrill of the forbidden. Otherwise they're missing out! 12:08 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Daisycor3

Name David Eagle
Location iPhone: 33.924618,-117.938232
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Bio Geek, gamer, dad, IT professional, and host of the Borked podcast with @revoked and @daisycor3. I blog about parenting, music and life at Bookishdad.com