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  1. you know what needs to be invented? vicks vaporub with hash oil in it. or something. keep it away from the children!! about 12 hours ago from web
  2. @puta4bum her and the bum's life is like a cross between "Psycho" and "The Birdcage" about 12 hours ago from web in reply to puta4bum
  3. @thebumride swear a warrant out on herself and call the eff bee eye...would that be legal masturbation? lol about 12 hours ago from web in reply to thebumride
  4. @puta4bum ain't nothin standard about girlfriend's "deviation" and she's got the viral load to prove it! about 12 hours ago from web in reply to puta4bum
  5. #tigerwoodswife so mean, she has no standard deviation 8:29 PM Nov 28th from web
  6. mmmm, nothing goes down as smooth and easy as a cocktail made of butterball turkey grease and nasty ice. CHEERS! 8:14 PM Nov 28th from web
  7. for certain ignorant bumwhores: Mama Cass didn't choke on a sandwich, she had a heart attack. learning facts is good! learn more facts! 8:02 PM Nov 28th from web
  8. who is tweeting as Fred_Phelps? because that's some seriously funny shit 7:58 PM Nov 28th from web
  9. @puta4bum if twitter catches AIDS we know girlfriend is to blame 7:55 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to puta4bum
  10. I HAVE AIDS IN MY BUTT. Who wants some? line forms on the left. remember, it's nice to share 7:52 PM Nov 28th from web
  11. @thebumride thx for retweeting stalkersfancy, I laughed so hard. stalkersfancy, sounds like crazy person's catfood 7:48 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. #iamthankfulfor not camping out in line to go shopping on #blackfriday Seriously, what a waste of time and money 7:45 PM Nov 26th from web
  13. just had the worst thought about what a thrill fisting a turkey must have been for girlfriend. closest thing to action she gets these days 4:55 PM Nov 26th from web
  14. @puta4bum the "welcome bowlers" sign makes it extra special 4:54 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to puta4bum
  15. where do I find a puta...a puta of my very own...to buy me nasty ice and turkey galore...hell even a sweet potato pie, I'm not picky 4:53 PM Nov 26th from web
  16. Happy Thanksgiving home slices, eat up your good non-nasty food and drink up your good non-natty drinks and smoke up your non-nasty smokes 4:51 PM Nov 26th from web
  17. YO BUTT AINT MADE FO DAT! 4:49 PM Nov 26th from web
  18. feelin white trash today hmmmmm what shall I eat...I know, some honey baked ham and NATTY ICE!!!1! Breakfast of champions 6:21 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. @thebumride hahaha girlfriend loves to chow down on her DARK MEAT. 7:43 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to thebumride
  20. @puta4bum that vid made me want to stab myself in the eye with an insulin hypodermic 7:43 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to puta4bum