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  1. Road trip update: He likes to chirp like a baby bird when he wants food. I like to make him flap his wings and regurgitate in his mouth.
  2. @DrBadhands Y'all gonna make me call customer service up in here, up in here.
  3. "Every moment with you is the greatest moment of my life." It'd be sweet if he hadn't said it as I freaked out over him wearing only socks.
  4. The only parts of my job that are remotely related to my engineering degree are 1) unit conversions and 2) suffering.
  5. @ketosis haven't picked one yet. I tend to do these things last-minute because I'm lazy. ;) I'll check it out, thanks!
  6. @ketosis Badass! Good for you! My friend does triple tris. I stick with ultramarathons, hopefully a 50miler this fall.
  7. @ketosis Weird! I've never heard of that happening before. Still running?
  8. The existence of an alternative theory does not mean the likelihood of it being correct is 50%.
  9. Oh sure, he thinks it's hilarious when he calls them tampoons, but I leave a bloody one on the bathroom counter and he flips out.
  10. Mike Arrington left a pube on your bar of soap.
  11. Mike Arrington does it with his socks on. What? His feet are cold.
  12. Mike Arrington live-tweeted the Super Bowl.
  13. Mike Arrington swears it was a scratch when everyone knows it was a pick.
  14. Mike Arrington honks the car horn instead of getting out and ringing the doorbell.
  15. Mike Arrington wonders if you could be a bro and lend him $50 till Friday. He's good for it.
  16. Mike Arrington tailgates you and then slows down when you move to the right lane to let him pass.
  17. Mike Arrington doesn't give up his bus seat for the elderly.
  18. Mike Arrington waterboards puppies.
  19. Cute little summer dresses are clearly designed by people who have no knowledge of, or need for, breast-anchoring equipment.
  20. A love like theirs can only be adequately expressed with spray paint on an overpass.