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  1. Congratulations to @MrsHands and @Flatulator on their first wedding! 1:22 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  2. @gruber My mother hid it. I will live-tweet the traditional ouzo and olive hunt. 12:52 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to gruber
  3. Stepdad is drinking gin, speaking Greek and calling us inbred due to our Appalachian roots. I pity people who dread holidays with family. 12:26 PM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  4. "It had been a long time since I'd taken a life." Stepdad tells the epic tale of Shooting Mouse in Kitchen with BB Gun. Mom rolls her eyes. 7:56 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  5. @ketosis No arm-punching! I got a flu shot today! 6:32 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to ketosis
  6. Jim missed the exit for a major highway, adding 2 hours to the trip. To be fair, his PhD was not in Knowing Where The Fuck I'm Going. 6:31 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  7. Roadtrip Update: Jim ruins yet another beautiful duet by forgetting every line but "I'm Big Daddy Longstroke and your man's Pee Wee Herman." 4:14 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  8. iPod, books, bucket to pee in. We're ready to drive I-95 the day before Thanksgiving. 9:27 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  9. Embarrassing that my niece is watching tapes of my old dance recitals. Adorable that she can pick me out of a lineup of awkward 8-yr-olds. 6:21 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. Jim says I don't appreciate his self-restraint, so he makes it a point to tell me when he doesn't buy things. Computers, cameras, pepperoni. 5:27 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. My hair: destroyer of drains, vacuums, relationships. 7:21 AM Nov 22nd from web
  12. In defense of Southern diners, they could chicken-fry dog shit and it would probably be awesome. 12:51 PM Nov 21st from web
  13. I ordered a reuben at this Southern diner. Waitress looked confused and brought me a chicken-fried steak. 9:40 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  14. Sorry, Jim, but you can't call it "walking" when you're wearing nothing but socks. What you're doing is prancing. And nauseating. 7:06 AM Nov 21st from web
  15. Oh, just sitting in my cubicle, calculating my overtime pay, crying into my coffee. Like I do on a Friday night. 6:06 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  16. Don't give me that look. That wedgie wasn't going to pick itself. 7:43 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  17. "Traditional" is code for "what I mistakenly think my childhood was like." 8:26 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  18. I AM @MEETINGGUY. 1:17 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  19. Not an official project, but I've been finding all the low-hanging pipes in the plant. So I'll need to replace this hairnet with a helmet. 9:09 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  20. The thing about traditional families is that they don't exist and never did. 4:46 PM Nov 17th from web