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  1. @tonydowler Magically it beckons us toward deliciousness. "I am a simple pork; tell me what I am to become, and I will obey with pleasure."
  2. @tonydowler Tenderloin is the easiest part of that noble beast, the pig, to render toothsome. So very toothsome...
  3. Cloudy and raining in Silicon Valley. I want pierogies or at least a decent bagel. Will settle for a Steelers game.
  4. @twindigo This monkey... one's been locked in my wine cellar about four years now. Do you think I should let it out and sample its wisdom?
  5. @ZAmmi I might well enjoy the #tfe / @MassTwitFic events. Thanks for the pointer! Some of my friends might too (y'all know who you are).
  6. OK, just so everyone is clear, that series of #cthalloween tweets was in character, part of a collaborative fiction: http://bit.ly/Cc72Q
  7. I know there is no child, not any more. I can never unsee, but I will never be believed. I will find a way to show the world. #cthalloween
  8. Something happened. The police cruiser came and suddenly - nothing. Officer says there is no child in there. I want to scream. #cthalloween
  9. the police wouldn't come for noise but it's the child making that noise now it can't be safe they will come for that child #cthalloween
  10. can't catch my breath they didn't see me but they know i saw what the child became... something else, wrong, majestic #cthalloween
  11. they crowned the child with a writhing crown with writing on the crown and the writing was the tattoos writhing too #cthalloween
  12. Put crate under kitchen window and saw... something. Packed solid with people. The tattoos in my dream. Need to stop and think. #cthalloween
  13. Blinds all down, no one answering door, screeching unbearable. I am going to knock on every window until they respond. #cthalloween
  14. Can't take it any more. I hate to be that guy but seriously, the whistling needs to stop Going to knock on their door. #cthalloween
  15. Grating highpitched piping noise now. Teeth on edge. Called cops; they said to call back if it continues through night. GRRR! #cthalloween
  16. Landlord stopped by. Hadn't seen a crowd next door since the funeral for prev owners (their son inherited it). Someone die? #cthalloween
  17. I realize that I'm saying "weird" a lot today. It's just looking like that kind of day. How apropos! #cthalloween
  18. Lots of weird cars parked outside neighbor's house all morning. He doesn't ever have guests. Had to park on next block. :( #cthalloween
  19. Dreamed my neighbor showed me his tattoos, but I couldn't read them, in a dream. Weird. Don't even know the guy. #cthalloween
  20. A man pressed a strange booklet into my hand; it shed black ink all over my hands. When I turned to upbraid him, he was gone. #cthalloween