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CClonts

  1. Hey, @denisereagan, I just left where they're setting up for "Top Chef: The Tour" tents in Troy. But we'll be "On A Boat." #MelanieAndSteve about 14 hours ago via Echofon
  2. Ditto RT @denisereagan: So looking forward to @chefsymon's @roastdetroit tonight with man-of-the-weekend @dorsey. #melanieandsteve #famished 6:07 PM May 31st via Echofon
  3. Holy mackerel. Accretive guy says offensive internal emails are OK, as long as the harassing phone calls aren't. 9:01 AM May 30th via web
  4. Neither did the dogs he brutalized and killed. RT @TafoyaNBCSports: #MICHAELVICK DIDN'T DESERVE THIS: lasvegassun.com/news/2012/may/… via @lasvegassun 3:03 PM May 26th via Echofon
  5. @vtuss Babies, dogs, they're all causing a lot of sleep to be missed tonight. 11:19 PM May 23rd via web in reply to vtuss
  6. @AliLozoff To my surprise, Snopes says it's true. Your friend should wait it out! 8:06 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to AliLozoff
  7. @gregmoore Doesn't seem like he'd have the Joe Dumars-like patience required for it. 7:56 PM May 23rd via Echofon
  8. I thought "smoke monster" spinoff riff in Onion was fiction... RT @kwatt: When John Locke smiles at you, ... NOT GOOD. ow.ly/b3xyf 6:28 PM May 21st via Echofon
  9. @DeRushaJ Please please do NOT show the shot of brat juice oozing from guy's mouth a third time. That was the wurst shot ever! 8:12 PM May 20th via Echofon
  10. @dbrauer I can't hear "it's a tough racket" without seeing Alec Baldwin's drinking gesture from "Glengarry." 8:05 PM May 19th via web in reply to dbrauer
  11. Word. Literally. Tks, @jcrutchmer 9:18 PM May 18th via Echofon in reply to jcrutchmer
  12. "We" enjoy being part of the community and thus enjoy that use from time to time. @leclairmitch @PioneerPress 8:52 PM May 18th via Echofon in reply to leclairmitch
  13. Pitch-perfect farewell column by Mike Rosenberg. Detroit -- and Betty the Elevator Lady at Ford Field -- will miss him. on.freep.com/JEQ9J4 7:40 PM May 18th via bitly
  14. @redkeg LOL. Long list of wide-ranging side effects including boredom, aneurysm and vocal strain from booing. 12:09 PM May 18th via Echofon in reply to redkeg
  15. How bad are the Twins? Our employees club is advertising the visiting team... lockerz.com/s/209957857 12:02 PM May 18th via Echofon
  16. Just heard ad for business I never knew existed: Swimming pool water delivery. Speechless. 6:23 AM May 16th via Echofon
  17. Score at the half: Clonts 0, Leaking Hose Bib 0. After a fiery self-delivered locker room speech, here we go! 5:50 PM May 14th via Echofon
  18. @MarkJWestpfahl One of America's greatest creations, for sure. 4:40 PM May 13th via Echofon in reply to MarkJWestpfahl
  19. Would love to reduce this part of our daily conv. RT @jacklail: Maybe newsrooms need to kick the front page habit goo.gl/fb/WvbIP 11:28 AM May 13th via Echofon
  • Name Chris Clonts
  • Location Saint Paul, MN
  • Web http://www.twinci...
  • Bio Managing editor for TwinCities.com | St. Paul Pioneer Press. Newsman. Instigator. Sacred cow slayer. Enjoy every sandwich. -- Warren Zevon
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