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West Virginia State Flower - What's the state flower of West Virginia?<p>A satellite dish.
12:00 AM Sep 24th
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You might be a redneck if your daddy... - You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are bo
12:00 AM Sep 23rd
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A Redneck Retaliation - A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck
12:01 AM Sep 22nd
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Sex in Advertising - Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROST
8:01 AM Sep 21st
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Mouse Droppings - An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying
12:00 AM Sep 20th
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Baseball in Heaven - Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe
12:00 AM Sep 19th
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Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies - Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?<BR><BR>A:
12:00 AM Sep 18th
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Baseball Field - What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?<p>The fence
12:00 AM Sep 17th
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Golf Ball Hunt - Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and cl
12:00 AM Sep 16th
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Rooster at the Gym - Why did the rooster cross the Gym?<p>He heard that the referee was blowing fouls.
12:00 AM Sep 15th
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Yo mama's so thin she ate a peanut ... - Your mama's so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.
12:01 PM Sep 14th
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The Mexican Firefighter - Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? <br>A. Hose A and Hose B
12:00 AM Sep 11th
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Spitfire - What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black?<p>A nun roasting on a spit.
12:02 AM Sep 10th
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The Penguin - A penguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood. He pulled i
12:00 AM Sep 9th
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Blonde's Appendicitis - A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute ap
12:03 PM Sep 8th
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Work Blows - What's the difference between a wife and a job?<p>After ten years the job still sucks!
12:00 AM Sep 7th
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Penguins Go to the Zoo - A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two pengui
12:00 AM Sep 6th
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Penis vs. Paycheck - Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?<BR><BR>A: You don't have to beg your
12:00 AM Sep 5th
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Let Them Eat Homework - Why'd the boy eat his homework?<p>His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
12:00 AM Sep 4th
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Homework - "Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching televisi
12:00 AM Sep 3rd
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