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  1. Built a Lincoln Logs ranch for the little one, listening to some KUFO, writing some code, and ready to get my Thanksgiving eat on about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. what the heck is on this menu?!? http://pic.gd/9318f3 about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Pulled my shorts down around my knees at the work urinal; was already pissing by the time I realized what I had done...oops 7:47 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  4. This business is not at all what I thought it was <http://www.treatstruck.com/> 6:04 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  5. @Headman338 Thanks for showing the Pre some love. Had you bought an AirPort Extreme, you could have the benefit of multiple Z-Man products. 11:44 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to Headman338
  6. @Headman338 @nerdcastONLINE should all work; WPA2 Personal has been since before any of your devices were created 11:39 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to Headman338
  7. @Headman338 @nerdcastONLINE use "WPA2 Personal", WEP is like writing on your door "locked" rather than actually locking it 11:34 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to Headman338
  8. @ballsmoke spooning? be glad you never got caught dry humping her in your sleep 12:22 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  9. "you like massage? you like... SEX massage?" 2:05 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  10. @mattywalt I think it would be substantially more gay if you were doing all that with a butt plug inserted 1:28 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to mattywalt
  11. @MattLauer shit, that costs money. My way is free 11:47 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to MattLauer
  12. Installed Snow Leopard and checking out Exchange support at work; finally Entourage free! 11:46 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. @MattLauer "Print, Save as PDF" pretty much rocks 9:59 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to MattLauer
  14. I want to hear Fast Fred D tell those Twilight Emos that it's his turn to sparkle. 6:08 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  15. @elizadushku get Sportacular for your iPhone 1:57 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to elizadushku
  16. Executives at work were horrified when I said I thought my friend Birju's name was a nickname because he never bought a round at the bar. 1:56 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. My wife just showed me a picture of my son on some urine soaked drunk's lap; Mall Santa is in CA already. 1:06 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  18. I learned two things about chicks in high school; throwing up makes you fit in your prom dress and drinking gets you pregnant. 10:35 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  19. @BradTheCripple I'll keep my fingers crossed for you 9:19 PM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to BradTheCripple
  20. @KiddChris I think that would give me one more thing to be thankful for on Thursday. 5:56 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck in reply to KiddChris