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cbw2004

  1. "I would just like to sit here and think about things for a few minutes"
  2. "Your hands would be quite usefuller if they were made of dung beetles."
  3. "Exercise caution while eating this slice of pizza so that no scraps of pepperoni fly off."
  4. "Was that an endearment?"
  5. "It's minus 33 and we're going east."
  6. "We are going north and it's two degrees outside."
  7. "This evening's book will be 'Cat, What is That?'"
  8. "Dear Santa: Please bring me a tape recorder and some other presents. This note is to remind you. So just do what it says."
  9. "I love mousse truffee. I like the bread okay, but I don't love it."
  10. "Just push the button for good behavior." "The button is hidden so thieves can't steal it."
  11. "My stomach isn't hurting anymore. May i please have some french fries?"
  12. (To busboy in restaurant) "I have something to explain: when you use a broom it's a good idea to use a dustpan."
  13. "Look at my pointy head!"
  14. "Dad, what is a supernova?"
  15. "I voted for Farmer Brown."
  16. "The sun is so far away that nobody can touch it. Not even you, dad."
  17. "I was showing Dad how you sing Frere Jacques in german."
  18. "I didn't want to share because I didn't feel like it."
  19. "I thought i was looking at the firehouse, but i was really looking at city hall."
  20. "I made a forgetsion. A forgetsion is when you forget what building you're looking at. "