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Colonel Mustard invited me up to the conservatory to take a look at his dagger collection...
...I dunno, I got a bad feeling about this...7:17 AM Jun 1stvia Facebook
So Abe Lincoln studied by the fireplace, Mozart composed by candlelight, & Galileo wrote by an oil lamp. Didn't... fb.me/1QhfFpYVH5:50 AM May 31stvia Facebook
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?9:49 PM May 30thvia Facebook
The kid next door just challenged me to a water balloon fight.
I'm just waiting until I can take mine out of the freezer.11:44 AM May 30thvia Facebook
I spent a long time searching for The Meaning Of Life last night but I finally found it! Some idiot put it in the Life Of Brian case!5:40 AM May 30thvia Facebook
Happy 76th Birthday Dad. Words can't express how thankful I am for the example you've set, your wonderful wit and... fb.me/1Y7k0J8aF8:43 AM May 27thvia Facebook