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CBSHomeBill

  1. Atoms are what makes us all matter.
  2. I absolutely love this! fb.me/uSujtbH2
  3. Colonel Mustard invited me up to the conservatory to take a look at his dagger collection... ...I dunno, I got a bad feeling about this...
  4. I remember when my sister and I were little we were so poor we couldn't even afford toys, let alone food or... fb.me/1CM6FG2Xf
  5. Winner of today's "DUH" award. fb.me/EN723tjm
  6. You won't believe me, but I've just invented the world's first gullibility machine.
  7. Congrats to Joe and Rachael for closing on their new house! It was great fun working with you! fb.me/PCgkYxPI
  8. So Abe Lincoln studied by the fireplace, Mozart composed by candlelight, & Galileo wrote by an oil lamp. Didn't... fb.me/1QhfFpYVH
  9. When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
  10. The kid next door just challenged me to a water balloon fight. I'm just waiting until I can take mine out of the freezer.
  11. I spent a long time searching for The Meaning Of Life last night but I finally found it! Some idiot put it in the Life Of Brian case!
  12. Imagine if you couldn't imagine.... You can't.
  13. I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me... probably because of all the Ipads I have won.
  14. was sitting here watching a movie about people getting killed in vacant buildings and houses when a coworker... fb.me/1ynTjHT8p
  15. If this were my iron, I would name it Tony Starch... fb.me/16VSaGYki
  16. Guess what city is Number One??? I'll give you a hint... It starts with O! fb.me/25i7YFrTm
  17. Years ago I remember I lived on R Street... ...I had to walk two blocks to P...
  18. Another top ten day! fb.me/DJ9MZZxm
  19. Happy 76th Birthday Dad. Words can't express how thankful I am for the example you've set, your wonderful wit and... fb.me/1Y7k0J8aF
  20. We all remember our first Crush... Mine was Orange ...