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  1. @wisematize You get no argument from me on this one. The Cars rock. It's just Motorhead we disagree on
  2. RT @wisematize: Ah, more truth in advertising. RT @jeraldlocke: http://bit.ly/4a1Nm
  3. @missymatthews Hawks not allowed in this grudge match. Just the penguin and chicken. Which one wins?
  4. @wmaxian Penguin was just getting a bad rap.
  5. @wmaxian Penguin's whole agenda is crush the chicken with 5x body mass. Penguin has to survive killer seals. Not afraid of stupid chicken.
  6. @wmaxian Hence, another part of the penguin's strategy. It's laid back demeanor lures the chicken into close quarters combat.
  7. @wmaxian Sitting on the dumb chicken is my whole point. Penguin lures in the chicken and crushes him. Death is imminent.
  8. @wmaxian The live at the South Pole and evade killer seals. Chickens run in a fight.
  9. @wisematize I still go with the penguin. Smarter, more mass, tough slippery skin and used to a tough life at the south pole.
  10. @wmaxian Decent explanation. So you're saying the chicken is Ali and the penguin is Foreman?
  11. @justinkeene The Penguin takes the chicken.
  12. @DanielSneed Hey, drop by sometime.
  13. My coffee pot is treated with the same care as a third child.
  14. Some days make you just want to scream!
  15. @jphodgins Did you guys create an LP&L spot where Warnick announces they've purchased Xcel and why?
  16. @rlars88 Now you have to say something about yourself or at least declare your presence!
  17. @lenire I think the one next door is envious of anything that flies. He normally gets excited when pigeons are milling about.
  18. Some goose-like sound bird just flew overhead and the neighbor's pet duck went crazy. Kindred spirits?
  19. RT @adverttruth: Chrysler hikes spending to rebuild brands after 'incredibly quiet ... http://bit.ly/3IK09n - Good piece that has some fun
  20. @ekinsky Congratulations!