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cbeggformercy

@AndyJTee Good thing I kept all of my sons soiled nappies from before he was toilet trained. I knew there was a reason I kept them. 30 minutes ago via web in reply to AndyJTee
Whoo! I'm popular! I reached 170 followers.. that is until some more porn bots get deleted... about 1 hour ago via web
@AndyJTee the heavier the baby, the greater the value, with used nappies as change? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to AndyJTee
@AndyJTee We're all fucked then... will our money be any good in the future? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to AndyJTee
@AndyJTee It's that damn matrix again... or a warning about 1 hour ago via web in reply to AndyJTee
1 follower away from 170... Not quite popular yet.. about 1 hour ago via web
You know you're doing well when people find your website by typing "enormous cocks" in to Google... twitter.com/cbeggformercy/… about 17 hours ago via web
thedeshman I'll be doing some stand up at the #GoldCoast Arts Centre tomorrow night & again on Sunday at Brisbane's Powerhouse. #getadogupya about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by cbeggformercy
Do you like Satan? Who doesn't! He's wants to tell you something. funnyordie.com/videos/b273d75… about 21 hours ago via web
TheLateNiteShow 11 followers needed by midnight for the slap heard round Late night tv. Can we do this? #400forslap 2:35 PM May 30th via Seesmic Retweeted by cbeggformercy
lehmo23 Help celebrate the life of Shaun Miller at "Shaun's Kick Ass Party" with all proceeds going to his book and HeartKids tiny.cc/2wv3ew 10:28 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by cbeggformercy and 11 others
JH_Succeed There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me". 5:23 PM May 29th via Echofon Retweeted by cbeggformercy and 3 others
AndyJTee I'll be performing here tonight tiny.cc/s2f3ew along with @annehowe01 @BrianStrain @HannesM1 @DaveTodman & @peteboothmagic fun times! 4:44 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by cbeggformercy and 2 others
TheLateNiteShow 15 followers left to go for the "Slap that'll be heard around Brisbane" the community TV event of the year..sad I know. Let's do it! 1:32 PM May 29th via Seesmic Retweeted by cbeggformercy
101er Tutor says my grammar is shit. I'll have you know my grandmother was a SAINT!!! 7:34 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by cbeggformercy
@myGoldCoast If it does..... I'll probably get wet, drive home, and change... probably 5:51 PM May 28th via web in reply to myGoldCoast
JH_Succeed Anxiety, Stress & depression are NOT a sign of weakness. They are signs of having tried to remain strong for too long! 4:24 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by cbeggformercy and 6 others
JohnRiot Hey friends I am trying a new account @JH_succeed I will share quotes & videos about life, success, motivation etc. Please check it out 3:34 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by cbeggformercy and 9 others
Yo, check out and subscribe to my YouTube channel.. or else I'll probably do not much... cry maybe... youtube.com/user/chrisbegg… 3:25 PM May 28th via web
@myGoldCoast Now you tell me... 3:24 PM May 28th via web in reply to myGoldCoast

Name Chris Begg
Location Gold Coast, Australia
Web http://www.chrisb...
Bio Comedian, writer, and Korean pop star. http://www.facebook.com/chrisbeggcomedy