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cazzastrophe

  1. The difference between being hungry and being horny: where you put the cucumber. #ohgawdno #badimagery
  2. Reason there's not a specialized iPod line for kids: Apple realized "iTouch Kids" would be a marketing nightmare.
  3. ...and the fact that I'm warm and dry in the RAH instead of being out in the pants weather just pleases me in general. XD
  4. I'm loving how the Singalong is pleasing the Anglophile in me, whereas the fact that I'm paying nada for my seat also satisfies the Asian...
  5. @queeniegan You mean the Puan Sri flats are going?! :O
  6. @yourmumsaucas Porquoi, cherie? :/
  7. Spotted on the front of today's question paper: "Questions may be different in difficulty." #noduhsherlock
  8. @yourmumsaucas And cupcake? ;)
  9. @yourmumsaucas *hug*
  10. @messydiary Welcome back on the bandwagon! XD <3
  11. @yourmumsaucas Lectures, already? :O Why?!
  12. Q: Why did the Mexican shoot his wife? A: Tequila! Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? A: Tequilaaaaaaaaaa! #punnery
  13. @AlexKara15 Dun dun dun...feels like some reckoning doesn't it XD
  14. @AlexKara15 Ooh, that's efficient. Ours come out mid-July o.O
  15. @CheesyJeremiah So you've got top-quality choc treats in the form of mum's macarons, and then you have to mask it with Cadbury sweets?!
  16. @CheesyJeremiah Turkish Delight?! :O
  17. @konichiwakitty The alternative is that you guys look in mid-June, but that's when everyone else does :( When do you return from summer?
  18. @konichiwakitty ...essentially if you go via agents they *will* tell you to start now, or you can push back to August @ most if you're lucky
  19. @konichiwakitty We got lucky, landlady was a personal recommendation and we dealt directly with her. She's Sheela + Keane's current one...
  20. @konichiwakitty Gawd, that's close AND early! Dah, we signed this time last week. Few mins from West Brom station, Sept 15 :3 Anywhere else?