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The difference between being hungry and being horny: where you put the cucumber. #ohgawdno #badimagery about 10 hours ago via web
Reason there's not a specialized iPod line for kids: Apple realized "iTouch Kids" would be a marketing nightmare. about 12 hours ago via web
...and the fact that I'm warm and dry in the RAH instead of being out in the pants weather just pleases me in general. XD about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I'm loving how the Singalong is pleasing the Anglophile in me, whereas the fact that I'm paying nada for my seat also satisfies the Asian... about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@queeniegan You mean the Puan Sri flats are going?! :O 2:46 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to queeniegan
@yourmumsaucas Porquoi, cherie? :/ 2:32 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to yourmumsaucas
Spotted on the front of today's question paper: "Questions may be different in difficulty." #noduhsherlock 3:53 AM Jun 1st via web
@yourmumsaucas And cupcake? ;) 4:39 PM May 31st via web in reply to yourmumsaucas
@yourmumsaucas *hug* 4:13 PM May 31st via web in reply to yourmumsaucas
@messydiary Welcome back on the bandwagon! XD <3 12:35 PM May 31st via web
@yourmumsaucas Lectures, already? :O Why?! 8:05 AM May 31st via web in reply to yourmumsaucas
Q: Why did the Mexican shoot his wife? A: Tequila! Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? A: Tequilaaaaaaaaaa! #punnery 7:12 AM May 31st via web
@AlexKara15 Dun dun dun...feels like some reckoning doesn't it XD 6:55 AM May 31st via web in reply to AlexKara15
@AlexKara15 Ooh, that's efficient. Ours come out mid-July o.O 6:54 AM May 31st via web in reply to AlexKara15
@CheesyJeremiah So you've got top-quality choc treats in the form of mum's macarons, and then you have to mask it with Cadbury sweets?! 6:54 AM May 31st via web in reply to CheesyJeremiah
@CheesyJeremiah Turkish Delight?! :O 6:50 AM May 31st via web in reply to CheesyJeremiah
@konichiwakitty The alternative is that you guys look in mid-June, but that's when everyone else does :( When do you return from summer? 12:37 PM May 30th via web in reply to konichiwakitty
@konichiwakitty ...essentially if you go via agents they *will* tell you to start now, or you can push back to August @ most if you're lucky 12:36 PM May 30th via web in reply to konichiwakitty
@konichiwakitty We got lucky, landlady was a personal recommendation and we dealt directly with her. She's Sheela + Keane's current one... 12:36 PM May 30th via web in reply to konichiwakitty
@konichiwakitty Gawd, that's close AND early! Dah, we signed this time last week. Few mins from West Brom station, Sept 15 :3 Anywhere else? 12:21 PM May 30th via web in reply to konichiwakitty

Name carol to the ann
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Bio XX. Midget. 210792 (not a postcode.) Sardonic, altruistic, electric. Biomedical engineer. London, baby! Comes with eidetic memory..discuss. :)