cazimirtfarley
- I really should make an effort with twitter. sorry you guys =/ especially since you all seem able to keep up with the constant cleverness.7:34 AM Jun 10th from web
- http://bit.ly/m9iRa
Congratulations, people of Dir!7:33 AM Jun 10th from web
- HAY GAHYZ THESES SOUNDS LIKE FECES HURR HURR8:13 PM May 11th from web
- My god, I am coming very close to absolutely scorning hipsters. I think I've finally overcome my highschool insecurities.8:54 PM May 4th from web
- I need some bees to pollinate my raspberry bushes. the ones I'm going to plant in the dorm next year.8:50 PM May 4th from web
- Sarah Palin's vagina is... what's that you say? We're not doing this anymore? Fine. Laaayyyyyyme.8:19 PM May 3rd from web
- oh hey dude, twitter, I forgot about you. the NYTimes doesn't like you, lulz.8:11 PM May 3rd from web
- I didn't mean to abandon twitter. it just happened. blame tumblr.8:07 PM Apr 12th from web
- asinine article argues obvious overload: http://tinyurl.com/cznheu1:15 PM Mar 9th from web
- a video of john cleese being very kind to a chicken. http://tinyurl.com/cd335o2:36 PM Mar 3rd from web
- the next person who tries to cheer me up by saying "cheer up, it's spring!" will be assaulted with an ice ball.6:21 AM Mar 2nd from web
- am cursed. am almost sure of it. incidentally, curses took place after I started going to the gym... brb, going for ice cream.3:21 PM Feb 17th from web
- there's nothing quite like half-assed macaroni and cheese with a side of god's wrath.4:30 PM Feb 12th from web
- thank you, hudson river, for not eating me.1:02 PM Feb 11th from web
- One should not be shocked when I respond to "for here, you may call me Lorenze," with "how about to go?"7:41 PM Jan 27th from web
- I've created a reasonable likeness of david bowie. too bad I can't draw anything from memory...2:56 PM Jan 23rd from web
- Someone should come up with "Five Reasons why Listblogging Drives Me Up the Wall."8:18 PM Jan 18th from web
- @thommq hippie jamborees? You mean delightful cesspools of malodorant gesticulation?7:29 PM Jan 16th from web in reply to thommq
- Yes, I did wash my socks, and by the way, this is Eugene, my fungus. Don't talk about him like he's not there. It's rude.6:57 PM Jan 16th from web
- @Thommq we gotta have Hannah over for tea and strumpets before she leaves.6:54 PM Jan 16th from web in reply to thommq
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- Name Melanie
- Location NY, OH, France, or Japan.
- Bio dedicated hedonist, humanist and herbalist, probably to the detriment of my verbal skills. Will do most anything for a good cup of tea.
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