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  1. Caution: Alligator mating season....If attacked, fake an orgasm less than 10 seconds ago via TweetDeck
  2. I asked my mate's wife what her arse hole does when she orgasms. She said ''Plays golf.'' less than 20 seconds ago via TweetDeck
  3. Wrestling is like my girlfriend's orgasms...Fake less than a minute ago via TweetDeck
  4. My wife's always making up stuff. Only the other day, she said there was something between her legs called a 'clitoris'. Classic. 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  5. Know why men never fake orgasms?? Because no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose. 3 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  6. Women are selfish. I mean a man would never complain if a woman orgasmed after 30 seconds. 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  7. Woman: Are you deaf? I said I wanted you to give me multiple orgasms. Man: Cum again? 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  8. Upon breaking up with me, my girlfriend told me she faked every one of her orgasms. What's worse is that she's a squirter. 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  9. You know you're experienced when you can pass a yawn off as an orgasm... 5 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  10. Do you know what women's main reason to fake an orgasm is? They think that men care 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  11. It's amazing the lengths my wife will go to, to reach an orgasm. Sometimes she gets the whole cucumber in. 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  12. 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes! 8 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  13. My wife's so frigid she fakes her orgasms when she masturbates. 10 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  14. As a male biologist, I refuse to work with women. They keep faking organisms. 10 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  15. David Cameron and Nick Clegg announced today that they came together for their country. The mental image put me right off my dinner. 10 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  16. I went to the library and asked the librarian, ' Do you have any books on multiple orgasms? ' She repiled, ' OH,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES 11 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  17. How do you know when your love life is bad? When it's you who's faking the orgasms. 11 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  18. @Couplewetwipes_ i need somebody to show me what to do! 12 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to Couplewetwipes_
  19. How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares? 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  20. I don't know what the big deal is about women having squirting orgasms.. I do it all the time. 14 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  • Name Bob Kostic
  • Location missouri, usa
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  • Bio 1...., Computer nrd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, Dr Who, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by 2 cats, i tweet a lot!
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