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causticbob

  1. Caution: Alligator mating season....If attacked, fake an orgasm
  2. I asked my mate's wife what her arse hole does when she orgasms. She said ''Plays golf.''
  3. Wrestling is like my girlfriend's orgasms...Fake
  4. My wife's always making up stuff. Only the other day, she said there was something between her legs called a 'clitoris'. Classic.
  5. Know why men never fake orgasms?? Because no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose.
  6. Women are selfish. I mean a man would never complain if a woman orgasmed after 30 seconds.
  7. Woman: Are you deaf? I said I wanted you to give me multiple orgasms. Man: Cum again?
  8. Upon breaking up with me, my girlfriend told me she faked every one of her orgasms. What's worse is that she's a squirter.
  9. You know you're experienced when you can pass a yawn off as an orgasm...
  10. Do you know what women's main reason to fake an orgasm is? They think that men care
  11. It's amazing the lengths my wife will go to, to reach an orgasm. Sometimes she gets the whole cucumber in.
  12. 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
  13. My wife's so frigid she fakes her orgasms when she masturbates.
  14. As a male biologist, I refuse to work with women. They keep faking organisms.
  15. David Cameron and Nick Clegg announced today that they came together for their country. The mental image put me right off my dinner.
  16. I went to the library and asked the librarian, ' Do you have any books on multiple orgasms? ' She repiled, ' OH,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES
  17. How do you know when your love life is bad? When it's you who's faking the orgasms.
  18. @Couplewetwipes_ i need somebody to show me what to do!
  19. How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
  20. I don't know what the big deal is about women having squirting orgasms.. I do it all the time.