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CausalComments

  1. If u hold mtg participants hostage an extra 30 min while keeping our next mtg peeps waiting, you lose your meeting privileges. #nftc
  2. If my cube still reeks of your bad cologne 10 min after you wander away, you should be sent home to shower and start over. #nftc #HRrule
  3. If a hospital is so big and good at their specialty, why do they need to advertise in tv?
  4. OH: Does beer go bad? Dunno. If it tastes bad, drink more.
  5. If the evening requires copious amounts of whiskey, daydreaming about Vegas is totally appropriate.
  6. Whenever I see a Smart Car I get excited that a carnival is in town. Because it is clearly an escaped bumper car.
  7. Intensely sure dry erase markers creating contact high. Depriving brain of oxygen. I'll be passed out on floor of cube if needed. #nftc
  8. @CubicleViews You speak the truth. Epic.
  9. @CubicleViews Will it be epic shit?
  10. If all seeds are bred out of watermelons, how do they grow new ones? Want to taste more melon, less water. Seeds=sweeter. #SeedlessIsSuspect
  11. @Burn_This_ Rum is always a good idea. Quoth Captain Jack Sparrow. BUT WHY THE RUM?!
  12. Just got a cancellation for Fridays meeting. Thanks for closing out Thursday folks! #nftc
  13. @CubicleViews Sounds like a great dinner.
  14. If your break room beverage options include Ensure, it's a clear sign your company shouldn't be shouting startup. #nftc
  15. My day: Listen &$%!s insideliamsbrain.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/terror…
  16. Just walked by conference room having heated conversation. "IT'S A DEAD BODY, MIKE!" came through closed door loud and clear. #nftc
  17. So we're clear. Eating babies is bad. newser.com/article/d9ujrf…
  18. If you accidentally stir your coffee with an avocado-covered spoon, rinse glass and refill with alcohol.