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  1. @gwenbell Please tell me you've seen this NY Times piece on "epistolary romance," 21st-century-style: http://bit.ly/xzp6M
  2. @BarkingUnicorn Thx for the 411, zen master. Glad I didn't decide to tattoo it on my ass, as that would be awkward.
  3. I shouldn't know that it costs $1.50/min to call Paraguay, but $3500 au pair phone card fail means I get to beg Verizon for pity tomorrow.
  4. True? Chinese symbol for 'crisis' comprises 2 characters: one indicating danger, other indicating opportunity.
  5. The day that farts are no longer funny is the day that my marriage is doomed.
  6. Raindrops are falling on my head. Umbrella FAIL.
  7. @ricklevine What's that? Unloading chocolate? No wonder you pity any girl who isn't you tonight.
  8. You know when the sun shines after a hurricane and the wreckage settles against an incongruous backdrop of sparkling beauty? That's today.
  9. @dooblehvay Then may your rock today be small and light, radish-like.
  10. The Huz just returned from Boulder Bike Shorts Film Festival, swooning over his Smartwool swag and flirtations with fixis.
  11. @dishgourmet Try Elan Motorsports, NoBo. They do great work, are solar/wind-powered, and hella honest (owner Dan is born-again; no cursing.)
  12. OK tweeps, got a bachelorette in town this weekend. Where should we go to be thoroughly humiliated? Can you say mechanical bull?
  13. @daveburdick ETA please, or are you here? Are you bringing LA or NYC 'tude? We'll be sure to tag the first flatiron with your welcome mat.
  14. @saturnboy That wasn't stress you were feeling; that was just a little gas.
  15. @elizabethbarr OMG, thanks for the tip, just searched "moon pads" on Etsy...it's a veritable underworld of creative energy. (The hell?)
  16. @debbieupper I have one word for your 10,000,000: Yes. Also: yes! Are you calling MTV, or shall I?
  17. Only in Boulder: a usergroup message touting "ZERO carbon footprint menstrual pads!" Surely there's a better way to recycle DH's t-shirts.
  18. Courtesy of @bfeld, I wish you all a calm akin to "fields of golden retriever puppies": http://tinyurl.com/mzyksy.
  19. Can we please agree to permanently strike the phrase "hearts and minds" from the public record? OK, group hug.
  20. @jlongtine @gwenbell What are you two lovebirds doing up at this hour? Wait, lemme guess: does it involve ionization?