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Dear Excel for Mac: Please stop sucking so hard and crashing when I use you, no matter what. Google docs just won't cut it.about 7 hours agofrom web
UGH. Why am I cold? Sweaty? Why do I have a fever? What the crap. This meeting probably won't go so well, as I won't be on my game.about 10 hours agofrom web
May or may not throw up over the hilarity of Daniel Mongiardo's defenders.about 23 hours agofrom web
@Mongiardo2010 spent $41K, raised $300K, has $485K on-hand. Means he only netted $100-140K. Abysmal.2:04 PM Jul 15thfrom web
DAHAHAHA RT @erections Gov. Beshear just called a special erection to replace Charlie Borders. (via @cattleprod) - spam can be funny12:39 PM Jul 15thfrom web
Gov. Beshear just called a special election to replace Charlie Borders.12:30 PM Jul 15thfrom web
Clifton is SO drenched. Weather widget failed me. When are the scary stormadoes coming?? Let's all blame @gbullard just because.8:51 AM Jul 15thfrom web
Dear Internet: I think it is about to eff up outside and I left my umbrella in the Jeep. You suck hard.7:54 AM Jul 15thfrom web