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  1. Happy Memorial Day Weekend! huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/nak… about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  2. @gumdrop923 Also this youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tup… 8:52 AM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to gumdrop923
  3. @gumdrop923 Okay... toothpastefordinner.com/052612/tonsil-… 7:54 AM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to gumdrop923
  4. @gbullard At least it wasn't Dolly the blow-up sheep who presented the cake. 12:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to gbullard
  5. From a release: "An Air Quality Alert for OZONE has been issued for Saturday, May 26, and Sunday, May 27, in Metro Louisville." Yay! 10:11 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  6. What will @louisvillemayor & @GovSteveBeshear try next? A real I-Told-You-So moment thevillevoice.com/2012/05/25/is-… 9:07 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  7. Just as I predicted for Kentucky Kingdom. Yet @louisvillemayor spent weeks ripping me apart over it. thevillevoice.com/2012/02/09/ken… I was right. 5:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  8. Dear Louisville: I told you so! courier-journal.com/article/201205… 5:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  9. Not a single Metro Councilcritter mentioned Metro Animal Services thevillevoice.com/2012/05/24/gre… 2:50 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  10. Which Gay Would Jesus Lock In A Fence And Starve Out FIrst? youtube.com/watch?v=cUXDKn… 1:50 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  11. How does LMAS make out with @louisvillemayor's new budget? Find out: thevillevoice.com/2012/05/24/gre… 12:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  12. Possibility City! Compassion! RT @WHAS11: UPDATE: Man taken to hospital after shooting at 12th and Cedar #whas11 bit.ly/KVsrFR 7:35 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  13. Aww, this song reminds me of George W. Bush for some reason youtube.com/watch?v=XqMRrt… 7:33 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  14. Regardless of politics, you can't read this story about @BarackObama and not be moved by that little boy's moment nytimes.com/2012/05/24/us/… 7:13 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  15. @AlexJKeys In what world? 7:10 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to AlexJKeys
  16. @AlexJKeys No, there's no "outside the triangle." They're all the same in Kentucky. Racists exist in Louisville, too. 7:02 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to AlexJKeys
  17. @sophiiblu They need to quit pretending that race isn't an unfortunate issue in Kentucky. Bigots are for real. 7:01 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to sophiiblu
  18. @AlexJKeys Pubs & Dems in Kentucky are equally racist. I mean, it's Kentucky. 7:00 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to AlexJKeys
  19. This prolly makes Sarah The Quitter's you-know-what pucker, right? cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-5… 6:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  20. Remember 2008 when more than 50% of @KyDems admitted to voting against @BarackObama on the basis of race? Yeah. Still relevant. 5:51 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  • Name Jacob Payne
  • Location Louisville, KY
  • Web http://PageOneKen...
  • Bio Dirty Kentucky political commentator. Provocateur. Media entrepreneur. Geek.
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