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  1. Editing for deadline is like being on a 1st date. Say things just right and people will want to sleep with...uh, read you.
  2. Just a guess...Tiger's regretting teaching his wife how to swing a club.
  3. @TheUserPool Yep. That's why it's **like** sex. Maybe not good sex but whatevs.
  4. @TheUserPool Absolutely. I read you. You read me. It's like sex without the awkward cuddling.
  5. @MikeBrendan They don't do the "you have two hours to call after the show ends" thing. Time to amend the Constitution.
  6. @cantheman It WAS funny.
  7. Nukuler is not a word. Unlike "tubular," which is, like, totally awesome.
  8. Did you catch the premiere last night? Fox's new reality show, "So You Think You Can Surge" was riveting.
  9. If they had exciting trailers for Presidential addresses, more people would watch them. The trailers, that is.
  10. There is no sex in today's column. Absolutely none. No, the fact that you're naked when you read it doesn't count.
  11. I consider myself a nice, socially conscious, greenish, charitable, progressive person until I read Dwell magazine. Then by page 5, I suck.
  12. Today's column has so many people disagreeing, you'd think it's the healthcare bill, just 1399 pages shorter.
  13. If you don't know that North New Jersey is the "Embroidery Capital of the World Since 1872" you need to get out more.
  14. Still in NYC. Just saw a man singing & peeing at the same time, both with impressive accuracy.
  15. In Manhattan the streets are the same on Black Friday as any other day except for once people outnumber fake Gucci bag salesmen.
  16. My nephew says he's allowed to cheat because HE'S FIVE. Can't argue with that. I see law school in his future.
  17. Ironically turkeys can't reap the rewards of breaking their wishbones.
  18. On my way to NYC. If I can make it there....I'll be surprised.
  19. To be fair, the acting in 2012 isn't terrible. It's refreshing to see Woody Harrelson play himself.
  20. If I cooked more often I'd ponder things like: "Extra Virgin" doesn't make sense.