catspecter
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Depends. Is that a euphemism? RT @: "Is era of slapping ketchup bottle over?"
6:39 AM May 25th
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@ Go ahead and risk it, then :-)
8:40 AM May 23rd
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in reply to dougkeklak
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Don't call yourself a "people person" unless you first survey everyone who knows you.
7:01 AM May 23rd
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Say "long story short" before the start of a short story, not one sentence before the end of a long one.
10:15 AM May 18th
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"Are you....? Oh God no!!! No!! The inhumanity!! NO!!!"- my dog's face when he sees me grab my purse and keys
4:49 PM May 16th
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I wonder how many undereducated Americans think Holland now controls France.
1:48 PM May 15th
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Congrats to them! But someone should tell Michelle. RT @ What do you think about Obama's gay marriage decision?
12:54 PM May 10th
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This just in: North Carolina thinks its name is too much like South Carolina and votes to make the states no longer touch each other.
5:42 AM May 9th
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Psst New Yorkers: it's "a" city, as in one of many.
9:55 AM May 8th
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The Show You're Half-Watching, Sponsored By A Company Whose Products You'll Never Buy
7:26 PM May 7th
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Sure thing, TV medicine commercial. I'd be happy to "see your ad in Redbook." Can 1983 mail a copy to me?
6:13 PM May 3rd
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My cropped, drawstring cargo pants say I'm prepared for anything. Such as singleness.
5:52 AM May 2nd
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@ :-D
8:13 PM May 1st
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in reply to VineyardLioness
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Hollywood, please stop making actors tango in movies. Nobody needs to see that.
8:06 PM May 1st
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Your aviator sunglasses say "not in any way an aviator."
9:11 AM May 1st
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@ If we are, it's a forgivable offense.
12:21 PM Apr 30th
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in reply to clarkjeffrey61
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@ Are you kidding me?? (that's another one)
6:32 AM Apr 30th
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in reply to irishirr
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Dear People,
Can you go back to using "awesome?" I'm just really tired. Thanks!
Sincerely, "amazing"
6:17 AM Apr 30th
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Now that teenagers are drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk I'm no longer worried the next generation is smarter than us.
6:11 AM Apr 27th
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If they made people choose Twitter or Facebook, we'd learn most of what we need to know about each other.
10:20 AM Apr 26th
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- Name Cat Specter
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- Bio Pittsburgh's advice columnist from 2002-2012 and they paid me the big bucks. By me I mean someone else.
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