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catrickparleton

  1. I'm super fuckin hungry
  2. Playing acoustic sets on minis at classic parties with all the cool kids is like, pretty chill
  3. Wait no it's "you know when I knew you were a real nigga? At philthys when you..." -anonymous (aka fag).
  4. Quote of the night. "I'm the most tanned person at this party". - @sweetluc
  5. Gonna have a night tonight
  6. @SarahEStrong okayokay
  7. @SarahEStrong or you could come to dills and watch seaway play some shitty music
  8. @fielderbra sorry brother. Don't worry I hear ap girls are easier than monopoly with your 6 year old cousin
  9. Stoked to jam some dope basicass shit with @FalciFTW tomorrow night
  10. @alliedipaola @fielderbra jesus christ just give eachother oral sex and be awkward about it outside of twitter please
  11. A cab with @sen_m and @vickolarov requires headphones. And thankfully, I have headphones
  12. Subways turning into submarines
  13. I'm just a lone wolf lookin to chill
  14. @Jmifs1138 no its just @alexzych's stupid freestyle
  15. Just rocked some graveyard orgy on an old ipod #packedlunches2008
  16. I hate getting talked into donating to charities I don't support. Fuck