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in other news: that indestructible, mutant, killer bear in your house just wants to wear your entrails as a hat, that's all, jeez
2:25 PM May 16th
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In other news: make a wish foundation helps millions of children die early
10:27 AM May 16th
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this just in: anger management is now hiring sexually frustrated staff
12:25 PM May 14th
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In other news: stay tuned for some hilarious cooking 'tips' for the blind.
11:33 AM May 11th
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this just in: obama's new campaign 'please don't ask about jobs, the economy, military spending or the last few laws i passed' is going well
5:37 AM May 10th
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In other news: recent study shows that maybe the top 100 sexiest actors & actresses caused global warming. Pictures at 11.
4:53 AM May 10th
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In other news: a local couple wonders what will get their daughter married faster- a degree, new breasts, or a high cocaine diet. More at 11
4:43 AM May 8th
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just in: woman who 'grew a pair' crocheted to do lists, gifted hand crafted plans to her friends, punched a guy's nuts & enslaved all men
5:26 PM May 6th
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In other news: the answer is yes, yes everyone noticed your pajama business suit.
4:26 AM May 2nd
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In other news: irradiated shirts grow sentient homicidal third sleeve, experts say 'mankind doomed' or something. More at 11.
8:25 AM Apr 29th
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In other news: batman was finally arrested for assault & battery, breaking & entering,
1:11 PM Apr 27th
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In other news: a recent study shows judges prefer to be paid off in unicorns and magical jelly beans.
4:47 AM Apr 27th
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This just in: spilling the blood of am orphaned child may grant you three wishes and a tax deduction. More at 11.
6:18 AM Apr 26th
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This just in: god revises statement in the bible to '...and the meek shall inherit the bill'
1:58 PM Apr 25th
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This just in: slim jim's new 'circle jerky' a suprising private and public success. More at 11.
4:57 AM Apr 25th
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this just in: out of a totally japanese the new manga 'happy danger jitter kitten beef princess cola go force 5' was rated simply american.
4:56 AM Apr 19th
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In other news: another stupid child unable to spell america via alphabet soup was locked in a poo-smelling, rat-infested cage & shipped away
1:42 PM Apr 18th
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In other news-the 5ft 9 cell phone that gained sentient life yesterday was caught 'accidentally' flushing small children down a toilet again
12:17 PM Apr 17th
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in other news: a recent poll suggests poll takers really want their promised out-of-the-trash, half-eaten sandwich. More at 11.
12:47 PM Apr 16th
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In other news: teen says 'my life is so totally over' after being hit by a bus all breaking all of her bones-like.
7:40 AM Apr 14th
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- Name Jon Desjardins
- Location Ypsilanti, MI
- Web http://lifeinthej...
- Bio The hip dude flibber-flabber, master non-magician and all around single gentleman. (see also: aspiring SNL writer)
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