catmarathon
-
Wasn't prepared for how bad Fifty Shades of Grey is. I want to throw it across the room after every paragraph. Congrats book-buying public!
7:42 PM May 25th
via web
-
@ That dog looks weirdly like Jeffrey Tambor.
6:38 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to marcmaron
-
Jack Anus. A real name on NPR right now. Jack Anus.
6:40 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
-
I bought endives at the store tonight but who the fuck am I kidding? Avoiding talking about it for fear of mispronunciation
6:47 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
As a former shy kid, I speak for all current shy kids when I say we hate getting hello kisses from boozy middle-aged women.
6:46 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
@ I knew you meant Portland, Maine, and we thank you. Bought your book at Casablanca Comics and it rules.
6:27 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to beatonna
-
If honey bottles come in the shape of a bear, ranch dressing bottles should come in the shape of a fat Midwestern dad named Alan.
2:37 PM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
@ Drafting BJGE is like buying a lottery ticket where the maximum payout is a piece of prechewed gum.
7:27 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to CBSFantasyFB
-
The damsel in this dress should spend a night in a shiny armoire
7:04 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
Looks like this isn't gonna be Donna's Summer.
6:59 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
@ Shout out to Dyson...You suck!
9:03 PM May 16th
via web
in reply to MrGeorgeWallace
-
Gorgeous day. Sipping a Mormon piña colada (pineapple juice with sunscreen sprayed into it).
11:05 AM May 15th
via web
-
I hope I would do the same for each one of those wonderful, smelly losers.
6:30 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
Public transportation is a test of human nature and society. The busfolk who alerted him had my back. Which, again, was stuck in the door.
6:28 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
And seeing as how life kind of clamped its door on him, I can't be upset that he pulled away while I was stuck in the door.
6:25 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
When the bus driver clamped the door on my torso today, I think he was just helping me get even more psyched to get home to my daughter
6:23 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
Is anyone else doing the entire box of cereal cleanse?
5:03 PM May 14th
via web
-
Just want you all to know that it's Pizza NIght w/Dad™ in about 45 minutes.
2:04 PM May 14th
via web
-
@ Nice man yeah I just think he'll have a big year. I'm not as high on RBs this year but MJD or Mathews could pan out at 4
6:03 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to fleaflicker
-
@ Brady. For 4 reasons: Lloyd, Welker, Gronk, McDaniels.
1:42 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to JameyEisenberg
|
- Name Chip
- Location Portland, Maine
- Web http://catatonicm...
- Bio A Tarvuist, vegetarian, anglophilic musician. Bands: Greyshield and Red Abbott. For B2B Media/Healthcare, follow @chipmedia
|
