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  1. As of today I've had 20,001 views of my photos on Flickr http://ping.fm/Io6P4 and have myself viewed 3001 videos on YouTube
  2. @Julirose Very probably. As well as picking up poisoned bacon ("pick up" was another key phrase)
  3. Odd that I get roughly the same score whether I claim to be male or female: @catmachine is 86% hetero: http://tinyurl.com/natxro
  4. Apparently mentioning bacon makes you more allegedly hetero according to the site everyone's talking about. And poison.
  5. @timidheathen Don't know, but it sounds like it... (checks) Yes, it's in Breakfast of Champions.
  6. Just had lump removed under local anaesthetic. As ever, despite the lack of pain I was freaked out by the reminder that I am a meat machine.
  7. @martylog July. Even worse!
  8. @martylog http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/...
  9. @stephenfry P Diddy still reappearing every few pics! ;) http://picfog.com
  10. [cont] ...so celeb pics keep popping up, like that one of P Diddy at the moment! http://www.pingwire.com
  11. Good! Only problem is pics reappear when commented RT @stephenfry: A feed of every image being uploaded to twitpic: http://www.pingwire.com
  12. Thought of some interesting things to say just after waking up; forgotten them all now
  13. @Julirose I guess so! Although I imagine some people get swamped by them...
  14. @sarahjpin I suspect a lot of the time people don't even look at DMs.
  15. Bottled Up: The Genie said, “I have news for thee, O fisherman! I am about to slay thee without mercy!”“O powerf.. http://bit.ly/18SqLF
  16. @skymook I am embarrassed to admit I've been using JQuery modules recently without knowing how they work...
  17. #internethorror VLAN the Impaler
  18. Just received audiobook of @WilliamShatner 's autobiography read by the man himself. Sounds like fun...
  19. @caitlinmoran Yres. Always amusing when there's a Courtney Tweetquake.
  20. The Armageddon Flickr #internetdrwho