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  1. Ugh. Ants. Cawling out of holes in my baby's perfect back. Not surprised that I couldn't go back to sleep.
  2. Just had a bad dream, and now can't get the picture our of my mind. Need a distraction but it's 3am and there's nothing good on TV.
  3. 530 is too early to be awake for the day. Daylight Savings Time is lost on toddlers
  4. Claire's way of fixing boo-boos? Put lotion on it. My shin is now the moisturized part of my body.
  5. @notthatyouasked Austin Austin Austin and I'll say it again. Go to Austin. It's fantastic.
  6. Am thinking that we need a hashtag. #emptyballoon
  7. Possibly he was never IN the balloon. Wow.
  8. Kid NOT in balloon. How sad...
  9. One of the best parts of @Sundry's tweets is her made-up names. Sickly VonBarfsalot is one of my favorites.
  10. Why I love Justin Timberlake: "There's no excuse for dirty balls."
  11. What's the weather equivalant of "idiot?"
  12. This weather is appropriate. It's exactly how I feel. Cold and raining.
  13. And NO, I refuse to call them "panties." I HATE that word.
  14. Sad that I'm excited about the fit of underwear, or that I'm still wearing pregnancy underwear? You decide.
  15. Ok, be honest. How sad is it that a few minutes I was so excited about how well my undies fit, only to discover they're pregnancy undies?
  16. @pickaxebobby He's like the complete opposite of Jon. RT: http://bit.ly/YcWK8
  17. I haven't been to the grocery store in a week,but the things I always have? Peanut butter, jelly & wonder bread: http://tinyurl.com/yafysl4
  18. Good morning Wednesday! You better not suck because I don't have any reinforcements. Except Box Margarita (the alcohol's in there!).
  19. Waiting for a phone call from my kid brother. Did I mention that he's in Korea.
  20. You know your life has forever changed when the phrase, "No more diaherra!!" makes you giddy.