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@professorflow What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. less than a minute ago from API
@heyysehey Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. 2 minutes ago from API
@top20fanatico Cats think about... I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? 2 minutes ago from API
@coloncleansecap "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous 31 minutes ago from API
@rindehoops What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. 32 minutes ago from API
@hrd2forget927 Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse. 32 minutes ago from API
@croessler How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. about 1 hour ago from API
@notclownjoker Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. about 1 hour ago from API
@jackfreedom Cats think about... Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? about 1 hour ago from API
@roughdiction cat wants prezents http://bit.ly/G0Wqf about 1 hour ago from API
@jbxdlxhsxbieber What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew. about 1 hour ago from API
@robjbradley Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap. about 1 hour ago from API
@caerbannog "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch about 1 hour ago from API
@nyankoframe Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! about 1 hour ago from API
@lizzyalexcris Q: How do you get milk from a cat? A: Steal its saucer. about 2 hours ago from API
@spydathaking Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap. about 2 hours ago from API
@markmatthews "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul about 2 hours ago from API
@talesin Q: Why did the Mama cat put stamps on her kittens? A: She wanted to mail a litter. about 2 hours ago from API
@sweepscat713 What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter. about 2 hours ago from API
@kwtw_csws Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch. about 2 hours ago from API