cathyfk
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On discussing religious faith, daughter says she has her own god. I ask what this god is like. She says: "Postman Pat."
2:29 PM Nov 22nd
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I seem to spend most of my time persuading, cajoling, bribing, threatening and haranguing 2 chlldren to do things they don't want to do.
3:23 PM Nov 18th
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On seeing my FB page, awash with family photos, my son protests - "I thought you said not to put photos online?" Cue privacy settings chat.
2:13 PM Nov 16th
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Daughter said it was a shame Lucy is no longer in the X-factor as she was just finding her "inner-Stacey"
2:38 PM Nov 14th
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@ my 10-year old didn't like it either
1:00 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to gemmmmaa
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@ my 8-year old just said the same thing!
12:59 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to MsFifer
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Listened to 2 consecutive tracks on local radio this evening, before switching to R4. Is this the beginning of the end?
2:08 PM Nov 5th
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There's nothing more irritating than shouting at your son, only to have him repeat, in a still, small voice "Stop shouting at me."
1:49 PM Oct 14th
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Daughter muses "I wonder what it feels like to be a boy." Son answers, once he notices someone has spoken, "Being a boy is awesome."
2:08 PM Oct 13th
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Hallowe’en or Bonfire Night?:
As the prospect of Christmas shopping threatens to crowd out the hazy frag..
7:12 PM Oct 9th
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@ at the age I assume you're talking about - way over the top
2:35 PM Oct 9th
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Son has been banned from Club Penguin - for life. He's 10. Am hoping it will save many arguments.
11:55 AM Oct 8th
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8-year old daughter complaining about her teacher's creative writing class - "I like to write from the heart of my head, not from a title."
3:10 PM Oct 7th
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Having trudged upstairs, as requested, to add my good nights to her father's, our daughter expresses surprise - "I forgot I'd sent for you."
12:39 PM Sep 29th
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Hannah's verdict on today's sunbathing couple - "Why do they do it? They just go red and waste their time."
1:19 PM Sep 27th
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No free weekends from now 'til Christmas - are we social planners, sports enthusiasts, taxi drivers or just parents?
1:26 PM Sep 17th
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Sick child now bored, so uniform is ready and waiting for a quick return to school. 2 days has exhausted my thin coating of nursing skills.
3:00 PM Sep 16th
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Ministering to one sick child = dealing with another cross, jealous child who wants a day off school and tea on the sofa as well
1:29 PM Sep 15th
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Back to France tomorrow. Have discovered a spot, high up in the kitchen, where Radio 4 FM rules. Am no longer condemned to endless cricket.
2:23 PM Aug 13th
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Trying to enjoy being Home Alone. Not having as much fun as Macaulay. Resorted to tidying, even vacuuming. Not yet bad enough for ironing.
2:30 PM Aug 11th
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