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  1. @astronewth Anti–pink scarf crime has spiked sharply here. Another was found beaten & snagged, the following day. They're all in hiding now. 6:44 AM Nov 12th, 2011 via Nambu in reply to astronewth
  2. A pink wool scarf was found murdered in the Living Room district. Two cats were arrested at the scene. Police are labeling it a hate crime. 5:31 AM Nov 10th, 2011 via Nambu
  3. A large cat accused a small one of unlicensed cosmetic surgery. Suspect claims he was trying to help victim: “He has a SPOT on his nose!” 7:03 AM Feb 23rd, 2011 via Nambu
  4. Union spokescat arrested for trying to incite riot. Apprehended while pacing the Amos Industries industrial park yelling, "Mao! Mao! Mao!" 11:28 AM Dec 15th, 2010 via Nambu
  5. Amos Industries workers struck today b/c of a small cat. "He's too cute," alleged a union leader. No violence yet, but riot team on standby. 11:00 AM Dec 15th, 2010 via Mobile Web
  6. Two masked cats were arrested for identity theft and vandalism after they attempted to impersonate raccoons and tipped over a garbage can. 2:55 PM Oct 1st, 2010 via Nambu
  7. @evbjone Does he *look* like he's trying to get at that mouse? Nei. 9:02 AM Mar 12th, 2010 via Nambu in reply to evbjone
  8. Small cat attempted to stow away to London (or was he aiming to ride all the way to Oslo?). RT @evbjone Cat and mouse http://is.gd/akZy3 5:30 AM Mar 12th, 2010 via Nambu
  9. Feline Pharmie Attempts to Flout Federal Law by Rifling Medicine Cabinet! Fortunately, drugs had been carefully hidden on kitchen counter. 11:11 AM Feb 19th, 2010 via Nambu
  10. Small cat arrested for threatening woman in stairwell & possession of concealed bottlebrush. "I've never seen a cat do that before!"--victim 8:15 AM Jan 29th, 2010 via Nambu
  11. @ElizabethC88 Perhaps, but your fridge doesn't emit awful smells while sitting on your lap. 4:33 PM Jan 16th, 2010 via Nambu in reply to ElizabethC88
  12. @ElizabethC88 There is only one heavily spotted resident in this precinct: Interrobang "Pepe Le Pew" Cat, a hardened napper and flatulator. 8:45 PM Jan 15th, 2010 via Nambu in reply to ElizabethC88
  13. A spotted cat was thrown from a 1-story lap today after assaulting the lap's owner with poison gas. Cat survived; owner still recovering. 10:45 AM Jan 15th, 2010 via Nambu
  14. Small cat found trespassing in Kitchen Sink @ 18:50. Suspect vehemently denied wanting bath, was released after further questioning. 3:53 PM Dec 24th, 2009 via Nambu
  15. Large black-and-white cat <strike>stands</strike> lies accused of identity theft spree: stealing naps from similarly marked cat's bed. 6:01 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 via Nambu
  16. Local cats likened to infamous London gangsters the Kray Twins: flic.kr/p/7nG3ah 12:09 AM Dec 14th, 2009 via Nambu
  17. Two cats were cited this morning for "annoying the living [redacted] daylights out of [an area woman] while I'm trying to [redacted] work." 8:40 AM Dec 3rd, 2009 via Nambu
  18. Bigfoot sighted! All officers are instructed to be on high alert; he could strike at any time. http://flic.kr/p/7j5Kpq 8:36 PM Nov 28th, 2009 via Flickr
  19. Two young cats have been named as suspects in the attempted murder by cuteness of a Brooklyn woman. The victim survived by leaving the room. 11:30 AM Nov 22nd, 2009 via Nambu
  20. Police broke up a fight on a local lap this morning, citing both combatants for Ow! Quit it! 6:42 AM Nov 22nd, 2009 via Nambu
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