CatBinLady
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I haven’t mentioned that the eBook version of Catbin Fever is £1.53 for a bit.
12:26 PM May 28th
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Next door have put the bunting out. Everyone looks very relieved that it didn't spread to the house.
5:31 AM May 25th
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The eBook version of Catbin Fever is nice and cheap now, so you can afford more stamps and pasties.
12:54 PM Apr 6th
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In the video shop. Trying to explain to a middle-aged man that the Twilight films weren't aimed at him. I just wanted them away from me.
12:09 PM Apr 6th
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I couldn't finish all my pancakes, so I've scraped the rest through next door's letterbox, for their children.
11:01 AM Feb 21st
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The Valentine cards Brenda's goddaughter got at school have had to be taken off her because of all the crude things that got drawn on them.
11:52 AM Feb 14th
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Here is a special seasonal extract from my book. Merry Xmas, loves.
11:47 AM Dec 23rd, 2011
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I've got a book. This is a chapter from it.
11:59 AM Nov 28th, 2011
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Here is a chapter from my book.
5:47 AM Nov 24th, 2011
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I've thrown a Guy on Brenda's bonfire. Now she's claiming there wasn't a Guy and she can't find her laundry bag.
10:20 AM Nov 5th, 2011
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If you get the electric version of my book, nobody's goddaughter can scribble all over it.
5:00 AM Nov 3rd, 2011
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I told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.
11:07 AM Oct 31st, 2011
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On my third attempt, I've manage to get a copy of my book through next door's bathroom window. They can pay me later.
5:38 AM Oct 28th, 2011
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I've got a book.
6:36 AM Oct 26th, 2011
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Dinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.
12:01 PM Aug 18th, 2011
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Brenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.
11:57 AM Aug 11th, 2011
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Brenda's goddaughter is enjoying her Easter egg hunt. She saw me kick it, so she has a rough idea which garden it's in.
4:11 AM Apr 24th, 2011
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Kanye hasn't tweeted for ages.
7:09 AM Apr 16th, 2011
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I've persuaded Brenda that what I did in her bathroom yesterday was for charity.
4:33 AM Mar 19th, 2011
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Brenda just called to forgive me for pancake day. I've offered to help redecorate.
12:08 PM Mar 10th, 2011
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- Name Cat Bin Lady
- Location Sent to Coventry
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- Bio I have momentary abberations. We all do.
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