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CatBinLady

  1. I haven’t mentioned that the eBook version of Catbin Fever is £1.53 for a bit. catbinfever.com/2012/04/06/sav…
  2. Next door have put the bunting out. Everyone looks very relieved that it didn't spread to the house.
  3. The eBook version of Catbin Fever is nice and cheap now, so you can afford more stamps and pasties. catbinfever.com/2012/04/06/sav…
  4. In the video shop. Trying to explain to a middle-aged man that the Twilight films weren't aimed at him. I just wanted them away from me.
  5. I couldn't finish all my pancakes, so I've scraped the rest through next door's letterbox, for their children.
  6. The Valentine cards Brenda's goddaughter got at school have had to be taken off her because of all the crude things that got drawn on them.
  7. Here is a special seasonal extract from my book. Merry Xmas, loves. catbinfever.com/2011/12/23/fes…
  8. I've got a book. This is a chapter from it. catbinfever.com/2011/11/24/out…
  9. Here is a chapter from my book. catbinfever.com/2011/11/24/out…
  10. I've thrown a Guy on Brenda's bonfire. Now she's claiming there wasn't a Guy and she can't find her laundry bag.
  11. If you get the electric version of my book, nobody's goddaughter can scribble all over it. amzn.to/ryMGGu
  12. I told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.
  13. On my third attempt, I've manage to get a copy of my book through next door's bathroom window. They can pay me later. catbinfever.com
  14. I've got a book. catbinfever.com/2011/10/13/at-…
  15. Dinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.
  16. Brenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.
  17. Brenda's goddaughter is enjoying her Easter egg hunt. She saw me kick it, so she has a rough idea which garden it's in.
  18. Kanye hasn't tweeted for ages.
  19. I've persuaded Brenda that what I did in her bathroom yesterday was for charity.
  20. Brenda just called to forgive me for pancake day. I've offered to help redecorate.