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catastrophizer

  1. These two movies traumatized the hell out of me back in 1984. catastrophizer.com 3:38 PM May 30th via tGadget
  2. Three kinds of people who shouldn't be younger than you are. catastrophizer.com 3:58 PM May 24th via tGadget
  3. Three things that make me feel old (and only one of them involves space incest). catastrophizer.com 4:52 PM May 17th via tGadget
  4. There are three things I'd like to say about Game of Thrones - only one of them involves people soiling themselves. catastrophizer.com 6:18 PM May 9th via tGadget
  5. @SeanCTHingston The boy wanted to do it. I will not apologize. 8:37 AM May 4th via tGadget in reply to SeanCTHingston
  6. @SeanCTHingston It took me a shockingly long time to figure out what that meant. I am not worthy of sly slideshows. 8:18 AM May 4th via web
  7. My life in three photos: or, how messy I am and how your girlfriend's family probably has a cottage. catastrophizer.com 2:23 PM May 2nd via tGadget
  8. @Bookphilia I want you to tweet the whole of Middlemarch. I don't care how many tweets it takes. 7:22 PM Apr 27th via tGadget in reply to Bookphilia
  9. Is this woman too ugly for television? catastrophizer.com 2:06 PM Apr 25th via tGadget
  10. Am I uncreative and smart, or creative and lazy? This question is just one of my 1000loathsomethings. catastrophizer.com 1:27 PM Apr 18th via tGadget
  11. Yet another reason why English professors should run the CIA. catastrophizer.com 2:44 PM Apr 4th via tGadget
  12. Politician says women who want to have abortions should first be forced to watch one performed. catastrophizer.com 1:13 PM Mar 28th via tGadget
  13. Says woman selling "Don't Re-Nig 2012" bumper stickers: "Don't worry - they're TOTALLY not racist." catastrophizer.com 12:41 PM Mar 21st via tGadget
  14. @lizzwinstead Doctors in Kansas should just never admit any woman is pregnant, ever.That would cut down on abortions. catastrophizer.com 7:05 PM Mar 15th via tGadget in reply to lizzwinstead
  15. In some states, doctors can or soon will be able to lie to pregnant women so they won't consider abortion. catastrophizer.com 10:50 AM Mar 15th via tGadget
  16. Comments Britain's "Dancing on Ice" to deaf viewers: "Across the ice and the Samaritans and speedo you." catastrophizer.com 1:37 PM Mar 7th via tGadget
  17. Grief and the quest for a plump life sausage. catastrophizer.com 11:11 AM Mar 1st via tGadget
  18. It turns out that while the cast members of Degrassi were teaching me about life, they were also getting screwed. catastrophizer.com 1:30 PM Feb 22nd via tGadget
  19. @squideye My gift to you: according to the Conservatives, you're probably on the side of the Nazis and the child molesters, too. 2:44 PM Feb 15th via tGadget
  20. Thanks to the Conservatives, I now know I'm in the same category as both Nazis and child molesters. catastrophizer.com 1:47 PM Feb 15th via tGadget