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  1. @PinkPeonies Why hello! Was I bouncing? I have a tendency to do that. Esp when I am going to get books to read for actual FUN.
  2. (and you may be commander but you don't believe it)
  3. People are not funny. You'd think following the "unacceptable" tag would produce, like, ONE lol. Nope. /sighing at humanity
  4. @siempreuntigre HAHA. Your AiPSTOTD posts always crack me right the fuck up.
  5. Hello hangover. In other (related?) news, I've been sitting here constantly trying to push up my glasses, even though I'm wearing contacts.
  6. (basically short out the whole motherboard and blow out all the circuits and slowly recover and be almost neurologically reborn)
  7. Off to wash some guinea pig blankets, have laundromat patrons look at me funny
  8. @knile O. M. G. Yip yips! Haaaahahahaha fantastic
  9. Black cherry juice - gory and unspeakably beautiful
  10. @oncomouse Yeah, I'm quickly realizing that the only group I actually need is "people who do not need to see any of my shit"
  11. @pckletchka Hey! I've got titanium in my ankle! I'll make a list called "partially bionic buddies"
  12. Attempting to figure out the whole FB-friends-groupings thing. Not entirely sure if I actually care.
  13. SEE?? I can't even use POSSESSIVES correctly today! Head! Desk!
  14. Today has been brought to you by the Letter F and it's companion word, FRUSTRATION.
  15. Going to talk theory. Hopefully there will be as many or more references to trendy pants and millions of hybrids.
  16. Either amused or annoyed by the fact that I get out of bed, shower, and then studiously make my hair look as if I just got out of bed
  17. (for now i'm under the cellar door, latched with a rusted bolt, skirting puddles from recent rains, dodging colonial crossbeams)
  18. Drink, drink, sleep, sleep, taco, drink, drink. I love summer. (My liver does not agree.)
  19. @rmennies Oh man. Haha. Haaahahahaha hoooo *wipes tears from eyes*
  20. (let's play this game called "when you catch fire")