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  1. There's a line in the sand for us all to tread, so why not just piss on it instead?
  2. You know, life can fuck off for a bit. Let me just exist in the ether and don't bother me whilst I at least understand what my own mind says
  3. Still learning about this fucking site - ONLY JUST RELEASED ABOUT THE @cataclismic BUTTON RIGHT THERE TO MY FUCKING RIGHT
  4. Gearing myself up to read We Need To Talk About Kevin - was on a list of the most disturbing books ever with American Psycho
  5. Bring me an eagle
  6. There is a ninja mouse in the house. I am un-nerved.
  7. Anyone at all got some good home remedies for either insomnia or toothache? I have both, and neither sleeping pills or painkillers helped
  8. So, right, things happen and then some explosions happen and there's a real pretty girl, am I right?...No, Mr Bay, I'm not psychic
  9. @RealBillBailey Are you feeling OK?
  10. Apparantly, I look like Matt Lucas. THAT IS TOTALLY NEW INFORMATION TO ME
  11. I see a zombie. It's dancing. DANCING WITH BRAINS THAT IS!
  12. Rick rolling my entire place still brings a small smile to my face :3
  13. GON FROM TEKKEN 3 FANS OF THE WORLD UNITE WE MUST BRING OUR LITTLE ICON TO POWER
  14. Getting in on this technology lark and swapping my faithful Philips MP3 player for an iPod Touch. Prodding glass has never been so inviting.
  15. Vomiting + Stress + Old Situations with new people and a slightly editted storyline = What the fuck happened to happy?
  16. Good comedy and Jack Daniels - Great recipe
  17. With power comes great responsibilty...ONLY IF YOU ACT NOW THATS RIGHT ORDER POWER NOW AND GET RESPONSIBILTY ABSOLUTELY FREE
  18. 10000100010101110101...sorry, it's hard not to go into work mode when I'm presented with a keyboard at the moment
  19. Always nice when an unexpected meeting makes you realise that everything's OK =D
  20. @JordanMcMahonup For new songs, try People in Planes - Pretty Buildings =D