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RT @: Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?
8:25 PM Nov 28th
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A guest of someone at an @ family function: "I've been practicing Kundalini yoga". Joel's Aunt Reva: "Cunnilingus, what?".
9:06 AM Nov 28th
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Awesome quote from mom of @ after giving unsolicited advice to her husband who didn't want it: "My opinion is always welcome".
8:04 AM Nov 27th
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RT @: I'm really looking forward to everyone faking that they're having such a good time today.
12:22 PM Nov 26th
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I'm giving thanks to those of you who gave me some love after my last (sad) tweet! Thanks, peeps!
12:21 PM Nov 26th
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I just realized that my RT of @ is redundant since most who follow me are only doing it cause he suggested me. Now I'm sad.
7:17 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: You misunderstand human behavior if you put a hand dryer and a paper towel dispenser next to each other.
7:13 AM Nov 26th
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Percentage of New Yorkers who gave my stroller the right of way and/or offered to hold a door open for me: roughly 5%. Unfuckingbelievable.
7:07 AM Nov 25th
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I see that a lot of old old women are having babies in NYC. What were they waiting for? Getting laid off during recession is what it took?
1:15 PM Nov 23rd
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A good time for a stiff drink is after your grandma misses the toilet and somehow shits all around it and you're the one who cleans it up.
1:51 PM Nov 22nd
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RT @: Me: "I don't get why people still rock the fauxhawk?" My friend: "that's how I feel when people order mojitos"
8:25 AM Nov 22nd
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@ CARE. They do a lot for women worldwide, especially in Africa. Also Paul Farmer with Partners in Health helps children in Haiti.
1:03 PM Nov 20th
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Just for fun, I'm going to hug the first orthodox Jewish man I see today and send him to hell or whatever happens from this forbidden touch.
6:34 AM Nov 20th
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Wore black today like so many NY'ers do. Got splashed by a car in the rain. Now I see why they wear it: great camouflage for city grime.
2:14 PM Nov 19th
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Shit. I think NYC gave me dandruff. But still free of bed bugs. So far.
12:52 PM Nov 18th
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What I miss about NYC: black dudes on the street. Even with new baby in tow, they still give me sugar. Used to hate it. Now, a compliment.
1:41 PM Nov 17th
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RT @: The "star" function on Gmail means "this is a message you're going to forget to reply to for five to ten days."
8:57 PM Nov 16th
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Actually, a lot of people in NYC smell bad. I miss the environmental isolation of my car. TTYL. Smelly guy is edging near me on subway...
8:14 PM Nov 16th
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Old people smell bad.
2:33 PM Nov 16th
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RT @: Realized today that NPR "sponsorships" are just ads!
12:52 PM Nov 16th
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- Name Cassandra Barry
- Location Los Angeles
- Bio Street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. And a new mom.
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