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casparbudd

Sods law is just not at all with me today, first there was a hole go my socks and then the bus crashed. Not cool man about 11 hours ago via txt
@OCousins FUCK YOU, BLASPHEMING CUNTWIPE about 24 hours ago via web in reply to OCousins
@Hanaeibbi you'd know all about them...giggity 2:50 PM May 30th via web in reply to Hanaeibbi
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''Ruby Wax'' sounds like some sort of exotic pubic styling 2:44 PM May 30th via web
@SamCrafty ;) 2:39 PM May 30th via web in reply to SamCrafty
@SamCrafty Good thing you don't do don't do English 2:38 PM May 30th via web in reply to SamCrafty
@TomCombe1 #tomthestud 1:18 PM May 30th via web in reply to TomCombe1
@GeeNelly Smart arse i've taught you well 1:13 PM May 30th via web in reply to GeeNelly
@rachellemonlol It is just the worst thing, why would you ever do it? It's so self-centred as well, no one else wants to see it 11:58 AM May 30th via web in reply to rachellemonlol
Anyone who likes these gay as fuck pictures is just as bad as the bitch that posted it in the first place twitter.com/casparbudd/sta… 11:51 AM May 30th via web
AshKetchum151 #YouShouldBeAshamed if you can't name the original 151 pokemon. 11:17 AM May 30th via web Retweeted by casparbudd and 760 others
@TomCombe1 Have you heard about the book 'How to lose followers quick' by tom combe? 3:20 PM May 29th via web in reply to TomCombe1
@SuperBobb It's a well known fact that black men do not get spots 3:17 PM May 29th via web in reply to SuperBobb
@RyanKeegann and i take biology so don't feel bad 2:53 PM May 29th via web in reply to RyanKeegann
@RyanKeegann don't worry your tweet only just informed me 2:52 PM May 29th via web in reply to RyanKeegann
now facebook tells you if your message has been read or not there's no way of subtly ignoring people 1:33 PM May 29th via web
This fly has exactly 1 minute to leave my room before I murder it 11:07 AM May 29th via web
@SebBudd still know the majority of the lyrics haha 5:15 AM May 29th via web in reply to SebBudd
therundown.tv/nggallery/post… Revolting, she is not attractive at all you are all mad 4:16 PM May 28th via web