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  1. @Danimal7 Still in season 1. I liked the original series and feel like the reboot is totally faithful. 9:39 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck in reply to Danimal7
  2. @Danimal7 I decided to start getting into Battlestar Galactica. 9:26 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck in reply to Danimal7
  3. RT @joegarden: Anyone that refers to themselves as "A Cunning Linguist" should not be allowed anywhere near your vagina. 2:05 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  4. @timjohns December 16th is my next show that is worthwhile. Its going to have a Christmas Carol theme with ghosts and Santa. 1:07 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to timjohns
  5. Why was sitting in the back of the bus so bad? It is so much easier to pee back here. 1:34 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  6. I'd like to say my people gave you maize but the best we did was Ho-Chunk Casino. Happy Thanksgiving! 8:43 AM Nov 26th from txt
  7. @edole The ukulele only works as an aphrodisiac for people that adore kitsch and the criminally insane. 10:01 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to edole
  8. A guy just got on the bus carrying only Franzia and frozen pizzas. I wonder if he is single. If so, I want to marry him. 7:23 PM Nov 19th from txt
  9. If Chicago's downtown was a girl, I'm pretty sure we'd make out even though she's way too expensive and kind of smells like pee. 1:52 PM Nov 19th from txt
  10. Sadness would end if, instead of rats, cities were infested with cotton-tailed bunnies. 7:46 PM Nov 16th from txt
  11. The theft device fell off some pants in H&M today so I returned them to the clerk. She thought I was honest, I think I need a bigger coat. 6:33 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  12. @MDolesy I think your direct message spam is stalking me. 5:44 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to MDolesy
  13. RT @Magg_E: why are you walking up the steps to your ex-girlfriend's apartment at 4am? / If she's awake she'll invoke the restraining order. 5:43 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  14. Why do the steps up to my ex-girlfriends' apartment creak so much at four in the morning? 2:33 PM Nov 16th from txt
  15. The hard-to-find gift this Chirstmas is Eggo Waffles. RT @redeyechicago: There's an Eggo Waffle Shortage pending. http://bit.ly/2Prlqm 12:20 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  16. @timjohns You like cloud seeding, eh? Well, I have this cure -all salve that you are really going to love. 12:18 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to timjohns
  17. @BrokeHipster Apparently you can' t make a meal out of the Map Room buffet. A regular yapped at me once for making multiple trips. 12:14 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to BrokeHipster
  18. @linniferjenn The new Yogi Bear/BooBoo movie should hire me as the FBI Agent going undercover as a bear and busting Yogi's NAMBLA ass. 11:29 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to linniferjenn
  19. Within one year of moving to Chicago both Obama and Oprah decide to leave. I guess Black Flight is caused by Redskin Move-In. 11:49 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  20. RT @calistan: I don't know why, but I'm really excited about writing "2010" all next year. // Because its the year we make contact. 9:52 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck