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Caryanosaurus

  1. From my room next to the bathroom I distinctly heard the sound of spitting of mouthwash then "Uuurgh". My sister, the singleton. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. I recall yelling the phrase "I am fucking flawless" I don't know what it was in reference to, but I am a poet. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. Free muffin sample at Costa?! I now no longer care how the next 15 hours go, this day is already amazing for me. 1:01 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Lord of the Fries by @mc_lars came on as I was just about to eat a delicious post-work muffin. Moment- ruined. 2:55 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. I have a carpet which needs to be scuffed and worn before I can install it in my exhibition space. Any excuse to do the running man alll day 6:23 AM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. I want to be one of those carefree girls who puts x's at the end of every written thing, but I'm just not. 10:25 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. I'm so happy at the prospect of having a Krispy Kreme near work, my heart could explode. And that's before the huge doughnut calorie intake 9:35 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Sex shop on my way to work has excelled itself. Brunette lady model is wearing a lace body stocking, a cape and a tiara. Jubilee themed? 4:39 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Thrilled at turning on The Two Towers just in time to hear "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Gard G G G Gard. 11:48 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. When the bus braked harshly a drunk man fell off his seat and slid a good 2 metres along the bus floor. This is the future of sport. 2:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. "We're going to a mid day showing of obscene puppets. I think we're okay." Phrases you never expect to hear.. 1:55 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. Dibs on the name "Exploding Muffins" for a quirky cafe/hipster bakery. If such endeavours fail I'll sell the name to softcore pornographers. 3:04 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. Did not know Fifty Shades of Grey qualified as "erotic fiction". Hoping my ignorance when buying appeared as "sassy independent lady" 3:14 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. Made a completely new noise to express my distress at a Brie related emergency. 6:41 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. My clothes have been impregnated with coffee stink from sitting in Costa for about 20 minutes. I smell like a substitute teacher. 8:35 AM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. I'm a lit-ster (literature hipster) I read books months after the hype's died down and no-one cares then make out it's the best thing ever. 7:13 AM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. My Dads greeting to me this morning was "It's chucking it down in France". Well good morning to you to. PS. We're not in France Dad. 2:19 AM May 20th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. You Can't Stop The Beat sits alongside Footloose in the "songs that teach me important values" category. It's true, you CAN'T stop the beat. 1:53 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. Countering my hipster-esque look today by listening to the Glee soundtrack. But perhaps that could be misconstrued as being ironic. 1:35 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®