CarsonGriffith
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Time for a leeetle break. "New York I love you, but you're bringing me down..." - LCD Soundsystem. Download, play, repeat. See ya next week.
10:16 PM Nov 26th
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Staring at an old pic of me w an elongated bowl cut, covered in lace & bows, hugging a cocker spaniel. Wow. Debating my parents love for me.
10:14 PM Nov 26th
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Private number = @ aka dan humphrey? Just throwing it out there and you SO would.
10:10 PM Nov 26th
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My mom is so badass. She stayed up till 1am w me. Although every time I bbm-ed she told me how boring I was. Psh. She doesnt even have email
10:09 PM Nov 26th
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@ so original. If you ever leave your phone around me ill at least be original w the awful things I tweet from it ;)
9:32 PM Nov 26th
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Really Private Number? I'm not going to answer. Quittttttt it.
9:31 PM Nov 26th
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Note: Private Number that keeps calling me. I won't answer. Kthanksbye.
8:40 PM Nov 26th
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Anyone else but me dies inside a little at the idea of "gravy pong"?
7:54 PM Nov 26th
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RT @: Black Friday is 2 shopping what New Year's Eve is 2 drinking: Dismiss it as amateur night if u want but u still cant avoid it
7:47 PM Nov 26th
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Ahh miss you guys! RT @: RT @: Turkey carving a la @
7:14 PM Nov 26th
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"Everyone should just date someone for their green card" - advice from the cuz. We thank you for the foreign entertainment
6:15 PM Nov 26th
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Hi Twitterverse. Sorry bout sulking. Im thankful 4 gay boys & foreign men & the strong New England stock filling this room that is my family
5:52 PM Nov 26th
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Fill me in!! Haha happy thanksgiving! RT @: as a socialite, what do do you do after you crash a white house party?
9:44 AM Nov 26th
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My dad: does she have a tramp stamp? Me: how do you even know what that is? @: did u hear that on TV & have been waiting to use it?
1:34 PM Nov 25th
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& the political talk has already commenced. Did you know Al Gore is the devil? Right next to flaming liberals, of course.
12:35 PM Nov 25th
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Why am I not surprised Christmas Island by Jimmy Buffett is playing when I first came into the house
12:17 PM Nov 25th
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Almost as good as Miike Snow: Metric's "gimme sympathy" - because who'd you rather be, the beatles or the rolling stones, oh seriously?
11:19 AM Nov 25th
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u can't call her STD either bc I'm sure her chastity belt is on nice & tight RT @: @ sad, we can't call her MTV anymore
10:59 AM Nov 25th
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OF COURSE a girl from my college who didn't drink, go out, & thought I was a walking disaster was just crowned Miss Virginia USA. Vom.
10:30 AM Nov 25th
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My statement remains... Go pantsless RT @: @ and by university I meant the university club
10:11 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Carson Griffith
- Location ÜT: 42.495885,-70.887124
- Bio Fashion enthusiast and social anthropologist. Ignore the snarkiness - I think it's in my genes.
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