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carson1071

  1. Once again, options are plentiful at #WalleyeWeekend. http://twitpic.com/5apva7 1:19 PM Jun 12th, 2011 via Samsung Mobile
  2. Looks like I picked the wrong day to make my famous #Minneapolis souffle... 11:30 AM Jun 8th, 2011 via Samsung Mobile
  3. "Let's never fight again," said the man using my toothbrush at 3:48 this morning. "Floss, too?," I replied. 8:20 AM May 25th, 2011 via web
  4. #Rapture THIS you crazy mofo! http://twitpic.com/50qzts 2:54 PM May 21st, 2011 via Samsung Mobile
  5. #FondduLac resident Don Gorake attempts to eat his 25,000th #BigMac, but it ends up eating him instead. #tragic. twitpic.com/4z84yo 5:02 AM May 18th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  6. Fear the octopi, #RedWings on their way to 4 straight! 4:34 PM May 6th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  7. Made it to the #airport! Gotta love #MKE! twitpic.com/4tcsuu 11:24 AM May 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  8. SO glad #Osama was able to see Kate's dress before he took a slug through the eyeball. #winning 4:37 AM May 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  9. Prince Charles carrying a sword just in case Blackbeard wasn't bluffing about crashing the #RoyalWedding. 4:32 AM Apr 29th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  10. Sitting at #Brewers game contemplating whether #Prince has his birth certificate handy. Prince of what? Kenya? twitpic.com/4q82nr 11:38 AM Apr 27th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  11. Jesus is spending his Easter in our candle! No pressure or anything... twitpic.com/4oyxmm 8:25 AM Apr 24th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  12. Chuck Norris just hired by President Obama to administer #4trillion kicks to the deficit. 4:14 AM Apr 15th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  13. Unexpected side benefit after two days of puking: no poopies! #winning 6:06 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  14. April Fools' Day is like if Arbor Day suddenly became Jell-O Tree Day. Whooooooa! 2:03 AM Apr 1st, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  15. The melting snow reminds me of the time I made runny pancakes. Aunt Jemima was present in both instances. 6:02 AM Mar 29th, 2011 via web
  • Name Jon Carson
  • Location Oshkosh, WI
  • Web http://www.k107.com
  • Bio waaaaay too handsome for regular society
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