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"CollegeinPJs.com..because collegebucknaked.com was already taken!"9:09 AM Jul 14thfrom web
Lesson learned: when visiting websites for local strip clubs in a house full of relatives, it is best to place the volume on MUTE.12:19 PM Jun 28thfrom web
Last update 2 months ago?! Where did 2 months go!?! CRAZY!9:25 PM Jun 25thfrom web
Um. No, Nicholas Cage. No, I do not feel bad for you because you had to sell just ONE of your European castles. I do not feel bad at all.7:26 AM Apr 8thfrom web
Waiting to see the latest crop of toddlers walking around in their pea coats and dragging their Obama action figures behind them..5:03 AM Apr 4thfrom web
Curious: Does John Mayer have time to anything besides break up with girls and then sing about it ?4:37 AM Mar 29thfrom web
Pining after greasy Chinese food after a couple weeks of nothin' but traditional French.1:19 AM Mar 29thfrom web