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@ecandokilted ;-) about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ecandokilted
Behold! The Carpervert blog has commenced: www.carpervert.com/blog Website getting there. Be patient, otherwise to bed with no tea. about 12 hours ago from web
The last time Cumbria flooded (Jan '05?) I'd just bought a car over the phone in Carlisle. Luckily it didn't become a submersible. 2:23 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
@kellner_ Previous shape (last of the V8) M5s are a proper gentleman's tool. Love the shotgun quad pipes, boxy body style and subtle bod kit 2:22 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to kellner_
@textli Q cars are more fun than Supercars. You don't get the attention. You can park it anywhere. It's exciting to drive a secret weapon! 2:20 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to textli
@Surzy That's exactly right. I only shop @ Morrison's because I like Hammond's hair. And beads. 12:00 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to Surzy
In Morrisons, but not because Hammond said so. 11:11 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
On my drive is the most powerful production Audi ever built. Love the fact it's a grey saloon too. Uber sleeper. All hail the 580ps RS6! 9:42 AM Nov 23rd from web
@WiggoWiggo Yes, and what a tool it is. Great idea. Mind you I've got some ice cream van chimes that run off the cig lighter - far classier 6:05 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to WiggoWiggo
Cow bells to be fitted to electric cars? I still say downloadable itunes of gnarly engine sounds is more apt. 5:49 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
@Keith_Adams Seriously? Well, at least houses are cheap. You might want to build an armoured Crown Victoria. Btw Pacer back on eBay... 5:26 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to Keith_Adams
Poor Detroit gets poorer: http://www.timesonline.co.u... 4:18 AM Nov 23rd from web
@AUSmotive Cheers Buddy! 2:36 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to AUSmotive
@WiggoWiggo Tried that once. The Diamond White made me do it. Miranda not funny. Most female comediens aren't funny unfortunately. 2:35 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to WiggoWiggo
@ConorMcNicholas The joys of being televised post-TG and knowing it's Sunday and we've eaten too much to change channels. 2:20 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to ConorMcNicholas
@TomHyundai On a Hyundai chassis? Donated by you? The Tempo Matador is an odd looking device. Reminds me of a Scammell Scarab. 1:17 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to TomHyundai
Thoroughly enjoyed James May's Toy Stories with the epic Brooklands Scalextric circuit. A lot of work, that. Think mine's still in the loft! 12:08 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
@tiff_tv Great episode Tiff but you can't spell Scalextric. Oh, and toys aren't as cool as trucks on frozen lakes.... ;-) 11:38 AM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to tiff_tv
Industrial Junkie being repeated every Sunday. The one where I build a Scania truck is on now. One of my favourites. 11:18 AM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
@gardenwife Hello Garden Wife, this is a waltzer carriage, not a dodgem. You can sit 4 people abreast and it's on casters. Classic fair ride 11:07 AM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to gardenwife