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  1. @luc_w Yeah that's it. I think that was about two years ago?S
  2. @luc_w Miranda?
  3. Beach, bush-bashing, great food and wine... And now gunzel boy is off chasing trains. Dirty mid-week romp = success
  4. ROAD TRIP
  5. RT @dandebuf: PREDICTIVE TEXT ATTACK: RT @nova100music: Greed Day concert has been postponed tonight... Billie Joe has good poisoning...
  6. RT @roooney83: Dear @KevinRuddPM, I know you speak Cantonese (or Mandarin?), but if I wanted to live in China - I'D MOVE THERE. #nocleanfeed
  7. @naomieve thanks for retweeting them!
  8. RT @naomieve: RT @josephgentle: Wait, next election I have to choose between a censorship goon and a raving catholic? Fuck! #nocleanfeed
  9. QUICK, EVERYONE BOYCOTT THE INTERNETS! *hides*
  10. Damn, I will miss the kiddie porn and homemade bomb-making information
  11. So I accidentally turned my bedroom into a Saw movie death trap. But there's no life lesson here. Just danger and pain and no way out.
  12. @Sergioni :) <3
  13. For someone who studies human behaviour, I sure do have a low tolerance for fucking bullshit.
  14. "Hey, I'm getting married!" *poker face* "OMG I got a perfect score!" *poker face* "My freezer is full of food!" *poker face*
  15. Would you prefer if I didn't give a shit? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH PEOPLE? Related: it's the whine/wine solo hour here on Twitter, folks.
  16. It's like, I had to LEARN how to be happy for other people, and now you don't want to be receiving the benefit of my learned-ness?
  17. I'll tell you what's not fun, Internet. Being genuinely happy for someone who doesn't give a shit about how happy you are for them.
  18. </misanthropy>
  19. AAHHHHHHH everyone's a comedian.
  20. DON'T START FOLLOWING ME AND THEN BLOODY "LOL!" AT NOTHING, WTF ARE YOU LOLING AT? CHRIST, THAT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING WORD... LOL! Cunts.