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  1. RT @AndrewWK: Party Fortune Teller: TODAY I PREDICT THAT YOU WILL SUDDENLY BEGIN TO PARTY VERY HARD... WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT! about 1 hour ago from txt
  2. Let's try solid food! about 2 hours ago from txt
  3. Ray keeps throwing a blanket over my hands as i'm trying to use my snuggie. What a jerk. about 3 hours ago from txt
  4. oh, about 8 hours ago from web
  5. We could have, should have been friends #youknowwhoyouare about 17 hours ago from txt
  6. "a book hasn't caused me so much trouble since Where's Waldo went to the barber shop pole factory!" #30Rock about 18 hours ago from txt
  7. I just got a snuggie, thanks Santa! about 19 hours ago from txt
  8. @ahbashme mono is short for monologue about 20 hours ago from txt
  9. @MartinHNHS i can't miss another day this week. missing today was bad enough. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to MartinHNHS
  10. i'm sorry, but i don't want a snow day tomorrow. about 20 hours ago from web
  11. It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that~ about 21 hours ago from txt
  12. RT @AndrewWK: PARTY TIP: Look at the sky and realize how small we are. Then look at the ground and realize how big we are.Then PARTY HARD! about 21 hours ago from txt
  13. Almost lost $200 to the washing machine. Whew. about 22 hours ago from txt
  14. Your stories are neither funny nor interesting. Noone cares. #youknowwhoyouare about 23 hours ago from txt
  15. "I have to practice my saxophone" is not a valid reason to not come to work. *shakes fist* 12:07 PM Jan 7th from txt
  16. I've never been thirstier. 10:43 AM Jan 7th from txt
  17. Of all the days to get sick... Seriously? *grumblegrumblebarfgrumblegrumble* 4:34 AM Jan 7th from txt
  18. Its even cooler when you wake up every hour, on the hour just to throw up. 1:57 AM Jan 7th from txt
  19. Throwing up is Sweeeeet, let me tell you~ -__- 11:11 PM Jan 6th from txt
  20. goddamn, you just smell drunk. #youknowwhoyouare 6:31 PM Jan 6th from web
  • Name Caroline Schmitt
  • Location Ohio
  • Bio if you dropped your keys, you'd bend over too.
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