Profile_bird

Hey there! carothenios is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving carothenios's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

carothenios

  1. RT @AndrewWK: Party Fortune Teller: TODAY I PREDICT THAT YOU WILL SUDDENLY BEGIN TO PARTY VERY HARD... WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT!
  2. Let's try solid food!
  3. Ray keeps throwing a blanket over my hands as i'm trying to use my snuggie. What a jerk.
  4. oh,
  5. We could have, should have been friends #youknowwhoyouare
  6. "a book hasn't caused me so much trouble since Where's Waldo went to the barber shop pole factory!" #30Rock
  7. I just got a snuggie, thanks Santa!
  8. @ahbashme mono is short for monologue
  9. @MartinHNHS i can't miss another day this week. missing today was bad enough.
  10. i'm sorry, but i don't want a snow day tomorrow.
  11. It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that~
  12. RT @AndrewWK: PARTY TIP: Look at the sky and realize how small we are. Then look at the ground and realize how big we are.Then PARTY HARD!
  13. Almost lost $200 to the washing machine. Whew.
  14. Your stories are neither funny nor interesting. Noone cares. #youknowwhoyouare
  15. "I have to practice my saxophone" is not a valid reason to not come to work. *shakes fist*
  16. I've never been thirstier.
  17. Of all the days to get sick... Seriously? *grumblegrumblebarfgrumblegrumble*
  18. Its even cooler when you wake up every hour, on the hour just to throw up.
  19. Throwing up is Sweeeeet, let me tell you~ -__-
  20. goddamn, you just smell drunk. #youknowwhoyouare