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carolynmain

  1. @barvonblaq Well, thats no Tilda Swinton... but yeah. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to barvonblaq
  2. @kiala You are a wild ass. Just like m' pug. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to kiala
  3. @anKrisLutsock d'aw. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to anKrisLutsock
  4. Holy shit, thunder. We all just want to bbq. about 12 hours ago via web from Portland, OR
  5. @iseemicrobes sunscreen...? eh. about 13 hours ago via web from Portland, OR in reply to iseemicrobes
  6. @erat its an energy thing. Enjoy it! about 13 hours ago via web from Portland, OR in reply to erat
  7. Most ghosts know some pretty good secrets. about 15 hours ago via web from Portland, OR
  8. @thatbilloakley psst bro bro- youtube.com/watch?v=z0kk0g… about 15 hours ago via web from Portland, OR
  9. @kenby snap. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to kenby
  10. Dear Martha Stewart/ whomever. Whats the best way to clean lube out of a carpet? Asking for a friend. about 16 hours ago via web
  11. @kiala Im interested.... but theres also this barb ee qqq thing.... about 16 hours ago via web
  12. @jarvitron io9.com/5913114/vintag… about 16 hours ago via web in reply to jarvitron
  13. @theonetruebix @FloydsCoffee oooh, you just got told. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to theonetruebix
  14. @Fencer_guy yes it does, duh. about 17 hours ago via web
  15. @Fencer_guy @Master_Dingo Im staying indoors, havnt con'd hard in years. But buy a girl in a thor costume a coffee for me! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Fencer_guy
  16. @Fencer_guy ((yes its the reptiodz, some greys, shhhss or they will eat us!!!))) about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Fencer_guy
  17. @intuitivebridge jelly!!! camp it out so hard! Pic of dog? about 18 hours ago via web in reply to intuitivebridge
  18. @Master_Dingo @Fencer_guy the suffer eating? Write an essay on that, I want to read it. I'd illo it too prolly. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Master_Dingo
  19. @Master_Dingo @Fencer_guy lolololol. I think we've had a really good dialogue here. Even if all of us are some percentage insane. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Master_Dingo
  20. @scottyiseri perhaps you'd like to watch the scene of Waynes World where Garth tazes the guy. It will make your wedgie hurt less. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to scottyiseri
  • Name Carolyn Main
  • Location Portland Or
  • Web http://www.sexwiz...
  • Bio Carol's just this guy, you know? Sex jokes, Wizard problems. Portland native. Wild cartoonist. Something of an instigator.
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