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  1. R U a Jew w/nuthin to do?Come see me 2morrow night, Xmas Eve, @ Ming's Restaurant in Palo Alto 4 a little Chinese & stand-up!!
  2. Just heard! Go today to my FAVORITE restaurant, Veggie Grill @ 8000 Sunset, say "Kevin sent me" & u'll get a FREE DESSERT!! So deelish!!
  3. Sign emergency @naral petition to Sen Snowe to #StopNelson and move #hcr http://bit.ly/5Lz9MB #p2 #fem2 #StopStupak
  4. I supported Hope For Paws by voting for them to win $25k with #chasegiving. Please fan, vote, and RT! http://bit.ly/8XJFxC
  5. Taped Wanda Sykes Show last night. Had a blast, drinking my Stoli raspberry vodka out there on the set. Watch tonight, 11 PM. Wanda rocks!
  6. Looking for a GREAT Chanukah gift? Look no further than my bestselling book! Endorsed by the prestigious Jewish Book Council! So, nu?
  7. Check out Carrie Underwood special on Fox 2nite! I wrote some stuff & I'm in a sketch. LOVED working with Carrie!
  8. Watch this from my buddy Bill!Video: Bill Maher tells IHOP to make the switch to cage free eggs: http://bit.ly/8p2mll (via @humanesociety)
  9. Real Housewife wannabe who crashed State Dinner accused of being a security threat. Heard they caught her lunging @ Biden w/a botox needle.
  10. Add your signature-thanks! Tell Congress to fix the anti-choice Stupak amendment. Take action at: http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org
  11. Are u coming to see me in Boston 2nite? You'd be a chump not to! Newton JCC, 7:45 PM
  12. Reading People magazine. Katie Holmes dresses 3 year-old Suri in heels. Honey, your kid ain't the short one in the family.
  13. I will be in St. Louis tomorrow, Wed. & in Ann Arbor & Detroit on Thurs. @ their JCCs. All part of my" Kickin' It Old Shul" book tour!
  14. Sunday! Come see me & a panel of great, funny female authors @ The West Hollywood Book Fair! 2:45 - 3:45 West Hollywood Park
  15. Just ate @ the new Veggie Grill on Sunset & Laurel Cyn. THE BEST healthy fast food I have ever eaten!! our 3 yr.- old dug it, too.
  16. I will be doing a reading/signing @ Borders in Santa Barbara today, Tuesday, 3 pm. 900 State St. Come on down!!
  17. Getting ready to perform @ Main Line Animal Rescue benefit in Pa. Bill Smith runs the org. & devotes his life to rescuing puppy mill dogs.
  18. Getting ready for Jewish New Year's. Ryan Seacrest hosting again outside Carnegie Deli.
  19. Jon Gosselin sends away the family dogs they've had since puppies. Better to lose the lame Ed Hardy-ware, dude.
  20. Why do the clothes look so good on the "Ross" commercials & then u go in there & it's a crap-fest? It makes Dress Barn look like Neiman's!