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  1. R U a Jew w/nuthin to do?Come see me 2morrow night, Xmas Eve, @ Ming's Restaurant in Palo Alto 4 a little Chinese & stand-up!! 10:55 AM Dec 23rd from TwitterBerry
  2. Just heard! Go today to my FAVORITE restaurant, Veggie Grill @ 8000 Sunset, say "Kevin sent me" & u'll get a FREE DESSERT!! So deelish!! 10:02 AM Dec 22nd from TwitterBerry
  3. Sign emergency @naral petition to Sen Snowe to #StopNelson and move #hcr http://bit.ly/5Lz9MB #p2 #fem2 #StopStupak 3:30 PM Dec 17th from web
  4. I supported Hope For Paws by voting for them to win $25k with #chasegiving. Please fan, vote, and RT! http://bit.ly/8XJFxC 12:23 PM Dec 13th from web
  5. Taped Wanda Sykes Show last night. Had a blast, drinking my Stoli raspberry vodka out there on the set. Watch tonight, 11 PM. Wanda rocks! 9:52 AM Dec 12th from TwitterBerry
  6. Looking for a GREAT Chanukah gift? Look no further than my bestselling book! Endorsed by the prestigious Jewish Book Council! So, nu? 9:38 AM Dec 9th from TwitterBerry
  7. Check out Carrie Underwood special on Fox 2nite! I wrote some stuff & I'm in a sketch. LOVED working with Carrie! 11:55 AM Dec 7th from TwitterBerry
  8. Watch this from my buddy Bill!Video: Bill Maher tells IHOP to make the switch to cage free eggs: http://bit.ly/8p2mll (via @humanesociety) 9:41 AM Dec 3rd from web
  9. Real Housewife wannabe who crashed State Dinner accused of being a security threat. Heard they caught her lunging @ Biden w/a botox needle. 11:08 AM Nov 28th from TwitterBerry
  10. Add your signature-thanks! Tell Congress to fix the anti-choice Stupak amendment. Take action at: http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org 11:42 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. Are u coming to see me in Boston 2nite? You'd be a chump not to! Newton JCC, 7:45 PM 6:36 AM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  12. Reading People magazine. Katie Holmes dresses 3 year-old Suri in heels. Honey, your kid ain't the short one in the family. 3:47 PM Nov 20th from TwitterBerry
  13. I will be in St. Louis tomorrow, Wed. & in Ann Arbor & Detroit on Thurs. @ their JCCs. All part of my" Kickin' It Old Shul" book tour! 9:23 PM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry
  14. Sunday! Come see me & a panel of great, funny female authors @ The West Hollywood Book Fair! 2:45 - 3:45 West Hollywood Park 10:44 PM Oct 3rd from TwitterBerry
  15. Just ate @ the new Veggie Grill on Sunset & Laurel Cyn. THE BEST healthy fast food I have ever eaten!! our 3 yr.- old dug it, too. 10:03 PM Oct 2nd from TwitterBerry
  16. I will be doing a reading/signing @ Borders in Santa Barbara today, Tuesday, 3 pm. 900 State St. Come on down!! 12:36 AM Sep 29th from TwitterBerry
  17. Getting ready to perform @ Main Line Animal Rescue benefit in Pa. Bill Smith runs the org. & devotes his life to rescuing puppy mill dogs. 3:02 PM Sep 26th from TwitterBerry
  18. Getting ready for Jewish New Year's. Ryan Seacrest hosting again outside Carnegie Deli. 9:20 AM Sep 18th from TwitterBerry
  19. Jon Gosselin sends away the family dogs they've had since puppies. Better to lose the lame Ed Hardy-ware, dude. 10:11 AM Sep 17th from TwitterBerry
  20. Why do the clothes look so good on the "Ross" commercials & then u go in there & it's a crap-fest? It makes Dress Barn look like Neiman's! 9:49 AM Sep 16th from TwitterBerry