carollannB
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@. I just farted in my boyfriends living room and it stinks so bad febreze can't take away the smell :o
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
2:44 AM May 25th
via Facebook
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My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
2:00 PM May 22nd
via Buffer
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Treat your girl like a queen and she'll never leave you. Lie to her once and she'll never believe you.
1:30 PM May 23rd
via Buffer
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RT “@: hey do you live on a farm? cause youre really good at raising cocks"”
7:27 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Yes, I still think of you. No, I do not want you back.
7:28 PM May 23rd
via Buffer
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Guys wait for the perfect girl = Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy = Disney's fault.
12:01 PM May 20th
via Buffer
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I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
12:45 PM May 20th
via Buffer
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When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.
1:01 PM May 20th
via SocialOomph
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I hate it when I'm texting lying down and suddenly my phone decides to be ninja and slip through my hands and attack my face
1:30 PM May 20th
via Buffer
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Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.
2:25 PM May 20th
via TweetDeck
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People say you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.
3:01 PM May 20th
via SocialOomph
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One day, I hope you look back at what we had, and regret every single thing you did to let it end.
3:30 PM May 20th
via SocialOomph
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Say what you want, do what you please. But I promise you later down the road, when I'm gone, you'll regret not treating me better.
4:01 PM May 20th
via SocialOomph
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When a girl is silent, she’s either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.
2:44 PM May 18th
via Buffer
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She thought you were one of the "Good Guys". U sure proved her wrong
6:30 PM May 20th
via HootSuite
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Reading old messages and realizing how much you actuaIly miss that one person.
7:00 PM May 20th
via web
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Her smiIe can mean a thousand words, but it can also hide a thousand problems.
7:42 PM May 20th
via web
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant what you promised. Silly me."
8:30 PM May 20th
via SocialOomph
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He make me feel special :3
6:07 AM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Caroll-ann
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- Bio i love my boo @JenighFloyd more then anything on this planet and no one can change that «3
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