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  1. The thing I like about Thursday is that I always have lots of time to think.
  2. I think I'm heading for an emotional breakdown. It's time to curl up for awhile.
  3. And I smell like sex, but no one has noticed that.
  4. Today it was proclaimed that my hobo gloves have magical powers.
  5. On second thought, I shouldn't drive on icy roads while listening to Breaking Benjamin.
  6. Glitter again.
  7. I think that I just fell even more in love with that pairing.
  8. In hindsight that was a really crappy weekend.
  9. Craaaashing!
  10. People don't respond correctly to simple situations.
  11. Apparently it was snowing outside.
  12. My lunch is so boring.
  13. I slammed my finger in the cash register drawer. My dorkiness seems to have increased.
  14. Now that I have the body I can hold the funeral. I'm half tempted to go with cremation.
  15. I have a huge bruise on my arm. Most people aren't noticing it, but the few who have seem to be quite traumatized by it.
  16. I could steal that car.
  17. Why do I have to be so tiny?!
  18. I hate it when people ask me questions in the form of a story.
  19. A cat got a mouse. She's alive but miserable.
  20. I worked with the angel statuary, and that made my day.