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  1. My eggs did not scream. @jonincalgary and @ReaFacetoFace either dipped into the sauce a bit too much the other night or they're nuts.
  2. Thanks @wfehler and @jonincalgary for being nerds, but not uber-nerds. Much appreciated.
  3. Anyone know what the part after the .com/ is called? I want to see if I can add one to my blog but I don't know what I'm looking for...
  4. I am boiling eggs. I will let you know if they scream in pain like @jonincalgary and @ReaFacetoFace's did. I think they were lying.
  5. I deserve a gold medal for being completely functionaly before noon. I would accept a gold star in place of the medal if needed.
  6. My Daily Twittascope - You want time to think about what's been happening to you, but today the distractions contin... http://twittascop ...
  7. I am now searching out all possible sources of dirty silver in my house just to make chemical reactions. Yes, I am lame but it's fun!
  8. @ReaFaceToFace You might just want to rinse off some of that pasta... I'm just saying...
  9. Playing Bill Nye the Science guy in my kitchen - cleaning silver with baking soda, aluminum foil, salt and hot water. Works like a hot damn!
  10. This morning I tweet about a dude that got "breast implants" for his tattoo... now this... http://is.gd/1CXTT
  11. This is the time of night where I attempt to go to sleep but end up watching Shamwow commercials instead... or 3 CSI Miami reruns in row...
  12. @Sugarwilla This one is for you... you could hand them out on the street... http://tinyurl.com/lwdvdr
  13. Anyone in #yyc know where someone can learn how to letterpress? Like I need anymore friggin' hobbies...
  14. @kevinthegeek I should totally go sit in a deck chair in my underwear and start bellowing at the kids... that'll teach 'em!
  15. @k_bot Not lame... I like to think of it as responsible. Sometimes us grown ups need a quiet night.
  16. I am putting the sewing machine away in favour of paper crafting for the rest of the evening... rock on Friday night!
  17. Yay for the drunk teenagers outside my living room window... I want to throw things at them.
  18. @ChrisLaBossiere I was wondering what you were talking about! Lol.
  19. How is it that I sew, yet I don't own any sewing scissiors? Kitchen shears to the rescue!
  20. Step 1 in cleaning my bombshell apartment completed... now I stop for Eggos!! Then... the bathroom... duh, duh, duh...