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  1. I'm about to eat so much garlic that my breath will have to be declared a natural disaster.
  2. @ajgentile Am searching desperately for a snappy comeback, but coming up short this morning. You'll have to settle for, "Nu uh! Do not!"
  3. @MoTancharoen It's both awesome and refreshing when you geek out about things! Nice to know not everyone in the biz is jaded.
  4. So true. RT @danielthomsen I figure we bring the most beautiful and vibrant to the most toxic city because that's where they burn brightest.
  5. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to my liver.
  6. @mayaBY I think that might be a winner right there.
  7. I'm thinking the tagline on my business card and e-mail sig is too pretentious. Debating changing it to "Wordy Wordsmith."
  8. Self pimpage: a piece on my doctor's non-profit health organization, giving free care and wellness education http://tinyurl.com/ltsxdg
  9. My inner child is pants-piddlingly giddy that I just got a copy of the Enchanted Musical Edition of Bedknobs and Broomsticks for review.
  10. @leahpeah Thanks. :)
  11. I just wrote in my journal: "When am I going to stop trying to fix myself?" My brain said: "When you stop thinking you're broken."
  12. My friend on a guy who has lazy spelling and grammar skills: "I will keep him in my fantasies even though he doesn't deserve it."
  13. Beautiful obit for Dominick Dunne, who was simply amazing, imho. RT @LAWeekly RIP Dominick Dunne http://bit.ly/mrIRk
  14. Next week, I'm "taking a meeting," as they say... in a pool. I'm trying to figure out a way to make this even more absurdly Hollywood.
  15. Best answer to my question ever: RT @mikelw when laughter died, Carly.
  16. @UltimateHurl Yes, but the key element in that pairing is "comedy," which suggests there's still the funny. But there ain't in recent times.
  17. @karinawright It's a scary train wreck, and yet, how can you look away? It's like How Clean Is Your House on crack.
  18. I'm curious about when "comedy" started to mean "Kinda ploddingly slow, but at least it's not depressing!" when describing certain movies.
  19. Why is Getty giving me shots of Ashley Tisdale in a search for popcorn? No offense, but I don't want Tiz in a bucket drenched in faux butter
  20. I'm not sure what troubles me more - watching footage from Hoarders, or the Town Hall meetings.