carlymilne
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I'm about to eat so much garlic that my breath will have to be declared a natural disaster.
7:08 PM Aug 30th
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@ Am searching desperately for a snappy comeback, but coming up short this morning. You'll have to settle for, "Nu uh! Do not!"
10:53 AM Aug 28th
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in reply to ajgentile
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@ It's both awesome and refreshing when you geek out about things! Nice to know not everyone in the biz is jaded.
10:49 AM Aug 28th
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in reply to MoTancharoen
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So true. RT @ I figure we bring the most beautiful and vibrant to the most toxic city because that's where they burn brightest.
10:39 AM Aug 28th
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I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to my liver.
10:33 AM Aug 28th
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@ I think that might be a winner right there.
5:16 PM Aug 27th
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in reply to mayaBY
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I'm thinking the tagline on my business card and e-mail sig is too pretentious. Debating changing it to "Wordy Wordsmith."
5:03 PM Aug 27th
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Self pimpage: a piece on my doctor's non-profit health organization, giving free care and wellness education
3:42 PM Aug 27th
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My inner child is pants-piddlingly giddy that I just got a copy of the Enchanted Musical Edition of Bedknobs and Broomsticks for review.
12:25 PM Aug 27th
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@ Thanks. :)
12:24 PM Aug 27th
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I just wrote in my journal: "When am I going to stop trying to fix myself?" My brain said: "When you stop thinking you're broken."
9:41 AM Aug 27th
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My friend on a guy who has lazy spelling and grammar skills: "I will keep him in my fantasies even though he doesn't deserve it."
8:27 PM Aug 26th
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Beautiful obit for Dominick Dunne, who was simply amazing, imho. RT @ RIP Dominick Dunne
2:36 PM Aug 26th
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Next week, I'm "taking a meeting," as they say... in a pool. I'm trying to figure out a way to make this even more absurdly Hollywood.
1:13 PM Aug 26th
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Best answer to my question ever: RT @ when laughter died, Carly.
11:04 AM Aug 26th
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@ Yes, but the key element in that pairing is "comedy," which suggests there's still the funny. But there ain't in recent times.
11:03 AM Aug 26th
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in reply to UltimateHurl
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@ It's a scary train wreck, and yet, how can you look away? It's like How Clean Is Your House on crack.
11:02 AM Aug 26th
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I'm curious about when "comedy" started to mean "Kinda ploddingly slow, but at least it's not depressing!" when describing certain movies.
10:26 AM Aug 26th
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Why is Getty giving me shots of Ashley Tisdale in a search for popcorn? No offense, but I don't want Tiz in a bucket drenched in faux butter
4:40 PM Aug 25th
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I'm not sure what troubles me more - watching footage from Hoarders, or the Town Hall meetings.
3:48 PM Aug 25th
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- Name Carly Milne
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.carlym...
- Bio Writer, author, journalist, screenwriter, wearer of Mr. Bubble PJ pants, hiker of mountains, yadda yadda.
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