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  1. A-Rod and Jeter: Butt Buddies for life? Or Overpaid Pansies? http://ping.fm/T4Exn #yankees #jeter #arod #MLB
  2. Carly mooned Michelle Thomas: Your Lives Would Suck Without Each Other http://moonit.com
  3. If you guys haven't checked out the incredible site @regretsy came up with, please be warned you can't unmake these....http://regretsy.com
  4. @woodswittdealy I %^&$*@ love it! :) Nice and simple...keep up the good work, see ya 'round!
  5. RT @robo523: fuck how long has my fly been open for? >> I was gonna tell you, but it was way funnier to not. Must've been 5 months by now.
  6. @woodswittdealy How's life treating you guys? Check out my latest project: http://moonit.com - explain why you guys work together so well!
  7. @atlanta978 It's actually rendezvous - a meeting place for lovers whether gay, straight, bi or extremely confused. :)
  8. Are you guys as sick of #jonandkate as I am? Talk smack here: http://bit.ly/QjbNj
  9. @RealAnnieDuke Awesome meeting you at The Feast and after party! You'll always be my hero ;) Jeffrey says he'll see you at the tables :)
  10. @jchou I'm at carlyheims@gmail.com Thanks so much, see you tonight!
  11. @jchou So, I'll be at the SheSays event tonight to continue my shameless begging about attending the Feast. Excited to meet you! - Carly
  12. RT @DesignerDepot: Pepsi To Cease Advertising: http://bit.ly/hQj1G >> OMG, stop posting this! It's an article from THE ONION, for G-d's sake
  13. @jchou For reals, I'll help with anything you need help with for a glance at The Feast...sore feet? Magic hands. Getting sleepy? Coffee Run!
  14. @jchou Is there anything a (literally) poor soul can do to get into the Feast on Good event this Thursday? I'm a great helper/coffee bitch!
  15. Well how about that....Spiderman was reincarnated as a lizard. Maybe next time he'll be the fly? http://bit.ly/1EkD2e #spiderman
  16. ew. a fly just flew so close to my lips I could feel the breeze of his filthy wings - a breezy kiss of poo.
  17. @eproulx Awww, I'm from Portland....I miss it. Make sure you go to Cadillac Cafe for brunch on the East side and get the filet mignon... :)
  18. if you've ever wondered why you hate your boss, heart your friends or hump hotties....find out at http://moonit.com (and I'm their CW!)
  19. My blog has awoken from its 2 month slumber. And yes, I mention cock. http://bit.ly/5fW9A #blog
  20. Shana Tova to my Jew-tweet-peeps. Remember, stop writing 5769 on your checks...http://bit.ly/13tHOL