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  1. i can safely say
  2. 6365 miles. 13 states. 2 provinces. 1 love.
  3. social darwinism pushed beyond all limits.
  4. salad fingers::episode 1:: http://tinyurl.com/ynnpbf
  5. break-up sweatpants... #MMHI last night. http://is.gd/1UXbD
  6. i've got dual-tip technology
  7. pissâ‹…ance [piss-ns] 1. a small amount or share... that you are pissed about 2. a scanty income or remuneration... that you are pissed about
  8. adults talking like idiots... the potty project. http://pull-upspottyproject.com/
  9. bobbies runaway... oh tambourine man, you stroked it slow for meatloaf and banged it hard for zz top. thank you.
  10. oh fatigue... errr... werrrm.... the record.
  11. cellophane. mr. cellophane... should've been my name. cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know i'm there.
  12. hey john moore... moustache fun... party of helicopters::the toucher... http://tinyurl.com/qxx499
  13. play him off, keyboard cat... can we talk about this later? http://tinyurl.com/q6vv2w
  14. shelves... you will fit together. extreme sanding is next
  15. piled my family savings on the dining room table to see how far i can go... without a tail
  16. of my own
  17. extra free ticket to the sox game tonight if anyone wants it! first pitch 7:11p! meet me 630p outside gate 4
  18. sign of the times... saw a mercedes e-class with an illuminated dominos delivery sign on the top of it... or i have the wrong job.
  19. so sore from softball... need a deep rub and a hot tub... and a hard tug.
  20. i don't eat the colonel's chicken... but the chicken is on oprah until 10p tonight: http://www.unthinkfc.com/