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  1. The worst dating sin: Being boring! No one wants boring.
  2. Men: Pour ketchup on their fries. Women: Pour ketchup on the side, and dip what they want.
  3. My name in the military alphabet: CHARLIE - alpha - romeo - lima - oscar - sierra - space - X-RAY - uniform - mike - alpha
  4. Is spam your biggest hassle, or is it making sure you don't MISS the emails you're supposed to be getting?
  5. The battle is not fought on the ground but in the mind...
  6. I'm getting back into educational viewing - turn off your cable and just get Netflix - choose your viewing...
  7. So is Joan Jett gay or not? I can't seem to get a straight answer on this one on the web. (?) Damn fine for her age, though...
  8. New Post-> Cool video by David Black: David Black sent me this cool video to release to you, and in it he discusses... http://bit.ly/8onRzA
  9. VIDEO: How To Meet Women http://tmogul.com/tweet/6SHzR
  10. There's nothing more amusing than watching teenagers open the fridge 10 times to see if new food has mysteriously appeared.
  11. So whaddya think, is Jon Bon Jovi a low-rent, hard rock Bruce Springsteen? I'm jamming this morning to "Have a Nice Day"
  12. The difference between mediocrity and excellence is not self-improvement - it’s brutal self- awareness.
  13. Getting ready to turn my brain off with "2012" yeah!
  14. What do Tiger and Elin have in common? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.
  15. How early is too early for Christmas decoractions? I still believe in the limit of "never before Thanksgiving."
  16. Whoops... my twitter was down. What did I miss?
  17. "Gomorrah" - Vivid crime drama from Italy - good stuff. But you need to be patient to see it all come around.
  18. I need a built in thesaurus for my social gatherings. I can be wittier and wordier that way. :)
  19. Turkey Lurkey this, and Turkey lurkey dat... I eat some turkey and I take ... a ... nap...
  20. New Post-> Culture Killed the Alpha Male: Just saw this article in Time. I think this is a reason .. http://bit.ly/6wJRGj